I don't know what kind of plant Elvira is, but she's very dramatic when she's thirsty. Two hours later and she's feeling good.

Wondering if, in the Star Trek universe, the need for pooping has been resolved. My husband's solution to find out was by googling this:

What the fuck is wrong with me

Thanks for the reminder Venmo

I fixed it.

After approximately 20 valentines days together, we finally accidentally bought each other the same card.

I'm playing Tales of Arise and I keep forgetting that I put sunglasses on Shionne, so every time there's a cutscene I genuinely have a laugh.

This painting of Randy Rhoads hung in my living room my entire childhood. I'm pretty sure this poster on ebay is the exact one used as the guide when this was painted, as evidenced by his cowlick (?) I never would've guessed he died when he was 25.

Well, I had to change my hand lotion to Gold Bond for the winter.

Anyone need 1175 free hours of AOL dial up? I found an unopened disc at my dad's house.

My old lady dog has gotten quite grouchy in her old age. Sometimes she will snarl and growl at our younger rescue dog and I can't take her seriously when she does, because she looks like Godzilla from minus one when she does it.

Daughter's first day of art club and she's quite proud of this one. She said it's the first time she drew something using reference pics. Mizuki and Kohane (her and her friend's favorites)

This has me mad in more than one way. First of all,since when is Ken known for wearing BLACK? If this was Life in the Dreamhouse, at best that would be Raquel or Ryan. Second, have any of these teachers played any Mario game? What the hell are these colors? HELLO LUIGI???

My daughter is way cooler and more talented than me.

I think he forgot something

This is too many ladders. Where are they even climbing.