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Nick Welch
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Dodgers ⚾️ | USC 🏈 | 🎮 | 🍺 |
Salesforce Solution Architect

Portland, Oregon
This has less possible positive outcomes than The Avengers fighting Thanos.
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The Jets are signing QB Justin Fields, per me and
@tompelissero.bsky.social, as Gang Green gets a new starter. Fields says goodbye to Pittsburgh after 1 year.

He gets a 2-year deal worth $40M with $30M guaranteed.
March 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I was trying to figure out how old Tyler Warren is. Thanks for clearing that up Google!
January 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I didn’t ask for any of this @lebatardshow.bsky.social
December 31, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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It’s not really that heroic for Superman to shield a little girl and let a truck hit him because it costs him nothing. If all I had to do to stop a truck from hitting a girl is just say the truck shouldn’t hit the girl, I would obviously do it, but a journalist wouldn’t sleep with me about it.
December 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
@kentremendous.bsky.social after you tweeted this, @lebatardshow.bsky.social read it and thought “oh my God, that is a goldmine. Let’s do exactly that but replace Lou Holtz with Stugotz and Eric Trump with Billy.”
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Watching Alien Resurrection and then immediately going back to watch Alien is very jarring.

Not sure if any other franchise had gone through such a simultaneous Flanderization/Jumping the Shark.
December 1, 2024 at 7:05 AM
I feel like it was a missed opportunity that Paul Reiser wasn’t in more 80s Sci Fi movies outside of Aliens.
November 29, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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Ugh, lost my job as General Manager of the New York Jets this morning. Thought I was doing a pretty good job, too.
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Ahh, very well then.
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Introduce yourself with 4 movies
November 19, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 movies:
November 18, 2024 at 5:19 PM
It spells a C, which stands for Chargers.
November 18, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Me 10 games into being a Chicago Bears fan.
November 17, 2024 at 9:01 PM
My mother in law walked into the living room the exact moment that Mike Tyson’s bare ass was on TV.
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 AM
The second that Jeff Passan joins, I’m going to delete that other app.
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 PM
The Other Guys Will Ferrell GIF
ALT: The Other Guys Will Ferrell GIF
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Does anyone know if the Rizzler does birthday parties?
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
She likes the Giraffes in The Last of Us Part I.

Can’t go any further though…
November 15, 2024 at 2:42 AM
November 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Thanks Cigna. Very helpful.
November 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Me watching baseball after reading Moneyball.
November 13, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Ok I’m here. Mostly so I can follow Mike Schur again.
November 12, 2024 at 5:41 AM