Tim van Straten
@bigtimetimjim.bsky.social
I write things about sports on Internet. This is where I’ll write everything else.
Very good, very normal
At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
February 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Very good, very normal
My sports experience in the last 24 months:
Giants lose to Eagles by 31 in playoffs. Follow it up with two miserable seasons with no franchise QB to show for it. Best player leaves for biggest rival and has record-setting season.
cont.
Giants lose to Eagles by 31 in playoffs. Follow it up with two miserable seasons with no franchise QB to show for it. Best player leaves for biggest rival and has record-setting season.
cont.
January 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My sports experience in the last 24 months:
Giants lose to Eagles by 31 in playoffs. Follow it up with two miserable seasons with no franchise QB to show for it. Best player leaves for biggest rival and has record-setting season.
cont.
Giants lose to Eagles by 31 in playoffs. Follow it up with two miserable seasons with no franchise QB to show for it. Best player leaves for biggest rival and has record-setting season.
cont.
One more day until republicans can use the excuse of “Well Trump inherited Biden’s economy” to explain why their milk is still expensive
January 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One more day until republicans can use the excuse of “Well Trump inherited Biden’s economy” to explain why their milk is still expensive
I’m starting to warm up to the idea of an MLB salary cap
Two questions dominate the MLB offseason: Which team will sign Juan Soto? And for how much?
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November 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I’m starting to warm up to the idea of an MLB salary cap
What is the chill guy meme and why does it make me irrationally angry
November 21, 2024 at 5:04 PM
What is the chill guy meme and why does it make me irrationally angry
I mean, the Giants should beat THIS Cowboys team on Thanksgiving, right?
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I mean, the Giants should beat THIS Cowboys team on Thanksgiving, right?
I don’t care how ass the Bulls are, the Cavs are a wagon
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I don’t care how ass the Bulls are, the Cavs are a wagon
You know someone gets all their analysis from box scores if they tell you the Eagles are good
November 15, 2024 at 2:37 AM
You know someone gets all their analysis from box scores if they tell you the Eagles are good
Does anyone know if the Rizzler does birthday parties?
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Does anyone know if the Rizzler does birthday parties?
Alright, a little about me:
- I’m 87 years young.
- Recently I bought a DNA test from Chewy and discovered I have 2.1% wolfiness.
- My favorite song is the one that goes “duh du dah dah duh duh duh du”. Don’t know the name though.
- One time I did a fart that dropped my home’s value by $3K.
- I’m 87 years young.
- Recently I bought a DNA test from Chewy and discovered I have 2.1% wolfiness.
- My favorite song is the one that goes “duh du dah dah duh duh duh du”. Don’t know the name though.
- One time I did a fart that dropped my home’s value by $3K.
November 15, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Alright, a little about me:
- I’m 87 years young.
- Recently I bought a DNA test from Chewy and discovered I have 2.1% wolfiness.
- My favorite song is the one that goes “duh du dah dah duh duh duh du”. Don’t know the name though.
- One time I did a fart that dropped my home’s value by $3K.
- I’m 87 years young.
- Recently I bought a DNA test from Chewy and discovered I have 2.1% wolfiness.
- My favorite song is the one that goes “duh du dah dah duh duh duh du”. Don’t know the name though.
- One time I did a fart that dropped my home’s value by $3K.
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November 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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