Basically I don’t know how much longer I can do this shit

Brighton decimated by injuries in first Euro season. Spent money to contend but still a mid-table club.

Bradley follows up first regular season conference title in 27 years by getting clobbered by rival one game from the tournament.

Lakers underachieve with modern-day GOAT and have no future when he retires. Watched Celtics win title to pass Lakers for most championships.

Ducks finish with worst record in NHL but lose lottery to my least favorite team in the sport. Rebuild ongoing with clueless coach and no clear end in sight.

Angels pulled off the market by terrible owner. Have losing season and watch generational star leave for biggest rival. Set franchise record for losses while rival wins World Series and builds a sport-altering dynasty.

Facts

100%. I now actively want it to flop

I’ve totally aged out of memes