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Scotty
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Chicagoan in Denver
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Yes we absolutely can
February 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Hell yeah, buddy. Once you go bidet, you can't go back.
White Sox’s Munetaka Murakami is latest Japanese player to request bidet
Murakami isn't alone in asking for a bidet to be installed in the locker room.
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Pandemonium at the bar as ABC shows the Walton-Penner Ownership Group in the Denver owners box. A guy is smashing burgers with a big mallet like Gallagher. Someone got behind the counter and started mashing the Buffalo Wild Wings Alter Reality button so recklessly that it made Jared Leto president.
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Mist forward and Unrivaled Co-founder Breanna Stewart held up a sign with two words during intros today: “Abolish Ice.”

Photo courtesy of @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social .
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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We're the hottest country in the world for one reason: a leader who's not afraid to demonstrate his unmatched stamina by going "eeeuuuugh" behind a lectern with his eyes 98 percent closed for 75 minutes, and then taking a few questions from Mike Lindell's cable news channel.
January 20, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Dude is just full-on cosplaying as a Nazi at this point.
Greg Bovino was seen earlier today at the Minneapolis ICE facility dressed in a very nazi-inspired outfit. They don’t even hide anymore.
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Tom Waddle Mr Submarine commercial.
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Trump regime ICE troops murdered a US citizen, a woman in Minneapolis. She was shot point blank in the face according to witnesses. Footage shows her drive away as an ICE trooper shoots into her car window, causing her car to lose control.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Hello 2025, after everything that’s happened, we just need a little space.
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Literally said this to my daughter earlier when I had to leave the room and the dog was making eyes at my sandwich.
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I managed to read 29 (!) books this year. That's a crazy amount for me - I'm not a fast reader, and also there's two kids roaming around my house constantly getting into shit. ANYWAY, here were some of my favorites:

Hamnet
The Copenhagen Trilogy
The Good Lord Bird
Small Things Like These
Stay True
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl at Yankee Stadium
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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DJ Moore receives game ball in locker room.
DJ: "Man about time. I ain't fall off man. Appreciate you all. First time 10 wins, man this is fun as hell."
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Hot take: we don’t appreciate Steph enough.
Steph tunnel shots are so back
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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we now know that it’s not illegal to throw sandwiches at ICE agents, an important development
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM