Joey
@unxiled.bsky.social
Awkward and depressed dwarf LFG
Proud geek, gamer, seeker of knowledge, fighter for equality for all, Shadowrunner, and former Merchant of Death.
I'm a supporting character in my own life.
Proud geek, gamer, seeker of knowledge, fighter for equality for all, Shadowrunner, and former Merchant of Death.
I'm a supporting character in my own life.
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Doc Brown knows
January 23, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Doc Brown knows
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Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
January 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
I keep seeing all this, man of peace starting wars. It just occurred to me that in games the stealth mission is successful if there no witnesses has wiggle room.
January 20, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I keep seeing all this, man of peace starting wars. It just occurred to me that in games the stealth mission is successful if there no witnesses has wiggle room.
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still one of my favorite tweets
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 AM
still one of my favorite tweets
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Some say America was built for the car. No, it wasn't. Even LA had the largest electric railway system in the world at one point, the Pacific Electric. America was changed for the car and it was intentional. The "Golden Age of Travel" should be a return to the rails. Less Lanes, More Trains!
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Some say America was built for the car. No, it wasn't. Even LA had the largest electric railway system in the world at one point, the Pacific Electric. America was changed for the car and it was intentional. The "Golden Age of Travel" should be a return to the rails. Less Lanes, More Trains!
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
I’ve never been diagnosed for ADHD/ADD
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I’ve never been diagnosed for ADHD/ADD
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"how do your minis scale with (insert other manufacturer)?"
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"how do your minis scale with (insert other manufacturer)?"
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Oof, right in the gut
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oof, right in the gut
I get to play D&D today!
Meet Balruk Stoutfeast, celestial warlock of Hanseath.
Hanseath is the dwarven deity of carousing, brewery, and singing. Or as I like to say sex, drink, and merriment.
Meet Balruk Stoutfeast, celestial warlock of Hanseath.
Hanseath is the dwarven deity of carousing, brewery, and singing. Or as I like to say sex, drink, and merriment.
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I get to play D&D today!
Meet Balruk Stoutfeast, celestial warlock of Hanseath.
Hanseath is the dwarven deity of carousing, brewery, and singing. Or as I like to say sex, drink, and merriment.
Meet Balruk Stoutfeast, celestial warlock of Hanseath.
Hanseath is the dwarven deity of carousing, brewery, and singing. Or as I like to say sex, drink, and merriment.
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“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
So I’m thinking about shaving my head and beard. The tactile feeling of hair is really starting to bug me. I do not look good (my opinion) without hair, but I’m just can’t stand it anymore.
January 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
So I’m thinking about shaving my head and beard. The tactile feeling of hair is really starting to bug me. I do not look good (my opinion) without hair, but I’m just can’t stand it anymore.
Finally got it all catalogued. 1364 comics. All from when I was collecting 20+ years ago.
Quite a few unintentional duplicates. Several major events/1st appearances. Now if only I could sell them.
Quite a few unintentional duplicates. Several major events/1st appearances. Now if only I could sell them.
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Finally got it all catalogued. 1364 comics. All from when I was collecting 20+ years ago.
Quite a few unintentional duplicates. Several major events/1st appearances. Now if only I could sell them.
Quite a few unintentional duplicates. Several major events/1st appearances. Now if only I could sell them.
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
After a long search I have finally found my lost comic. 1st appearance of Gambit
January 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
After a long search I have finally found my lost comic. 1st appearance of Gambit
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WELKER: Has the president crossed the line of impeachment?
CHRIS MURPHY: I have common sense. I know this president has committed 10 times more impeachable offenses in his second term as he did in his first. He's stealing from the American people.
CHRIS MURPHY: I have common sense. I know this president has committed 10 times more impeachable offenses in his second term as he did in his first. He's stealing from the American people.
January 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
WELKER: Has the president crossed the line of impeachment?
CHRIS MURPHY: I have common sense. I know this president has committed 10 times more impeachable offenses in his second term as he did in his first. He's stealing from the American people.
CHRIS MURPHY: I have common sense. I know this president has committed 10 times more impeachable offenses in his second term as he did in his first. He's stealing from the American people.
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Tapper to Noem: "I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers on J6. Trump pardoned them all. You said Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. That's just not true. There's a different standard for LEOs being attacked if they're being attacked by Trump supporters."
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Tapper to Noem: "I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers on J6. Trump pardoned them all. You said Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. That's just not true. There's a different standard for LEOs being attacked if they're being attacked by Trump supporters."
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There it is
Chris Murphy: "Let's talk about what's at stake here. The president is spending every single day thinking about invading Greenland, managing the Venezuelan economy, building a ballroom. He's not thinking about the American people at all."
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
There it is
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They’re not even trying to hide the white supremacy any more.
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
They’re not even trying to hide the white supremacy any more.
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"I couldn't sit at home any more. I had to face the enemy eye to eye."
This veteran is speaking up for his community after ICE shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis yesterday.
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
"I couldn't sit at home any more. I had to face the enemy eye to eye."
I’m going to retreat into old video games because what I want to do is something “seditious”.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’m going to retreat into old video games because what I want to do is something “seditious”.
I’m not doing well in any way. New Year, worse problems. I don’t want to do anything anymore. That includes things like feeding myself. I just don’t care
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m not doing well in any way. New Year, worse problems. I don’t want to do anything anymore. That includes things like feeding myself. I just don’t care