Unremarkable Injuries
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Middle age hurts
Pinned
I bet none of the older ones pulled a hammy
In 2014 Dutch scientists left a hamster wheel outside, to see if wild animals would use it like their domesticated counterparts.
The answer: hell yes! 734 visits from wild mice - plus rats, shrews, slugs ("running" being subjective here) & even frogs and snails.
The apparent reason: fun. Just fun.
The answer: hell yes! 734 visits from wild mice - plus rats, shrews, slugs ("running" being subjective here) & even frogs and snails.
The apparent reason: fun. Just fun.
January 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I bet none of the older ones pulled a hammy
I slept wrong and screwed up my neck.
I have 30+ years experience in sleeping. One could argue it is my most practiced skill. And I still did it wrong.
Stay humble.
I have 30+ years experience in sleeping. One could argue it is my most practiced skill. And I still did it wrong.
Stay humble.
January 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Then they full on wail for days when you’re done, I feel you
If you’re real quiet, you can hear my knees weeping as I approach this treadmill.
January 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Then they full on wail for days when you’re done, I feel you
Love mama
Talked to my mom this evening and she's fully on a "shit's fucked up, live your best life"-type wave and I love it for her. She wants to visit the family in London again this year just cuz
January 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Love mama
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Inside of me there are no wolves, but a million monkeys hammering away on typewriters, and this post is the end result. Also, I need bananas, lots of ‘em.
January 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Inside of me there are no wolves, but a million monkeys hammering away on typewriters, and this post is the end result. Also, I need bananas, lots of ‘em.
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I bought a little bag of air today.
The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it.
The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it.
January 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I bought a little bag of air today.
The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it.
The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it.
Ever heard your hamstring talk?
“Snap!” it said while I was on the treadmill at the gym yesterday.
Frankly I was hoping for something more insightful
“Snap!” it said while I was on the treadmill at the gym yesterday.
Frankly I was hoping for something more insightful
January 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ever heard your hamstring talk?
“Snap!” it said while I was on the treadmill at the gym yesterday.
Frankly I was hoping for something more insightful
“Snap!” it said while I was on the treadmill at the gym yesterday.
Frankly I was hoping for something more insightful
I remember when I could look at what’s behind me by turning just my neck instead of my whole torso
a man is laying on his back in front of a bookshelf filled with books .
ALT: a man is laying on his back in front of a bookshelf filled with books .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I remember when I could look at what’s behind me by turning just my neck instead of my whole torso
Me: “doc it hurts when I do this (“bend my arm at the elbow”)”
Doc: “yeah, me too.”
Doc: “yeah, me too.”
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me: “doc it hurts when I do this (“bend my arm at the elbow”)”
Doc: “yeah, me too.”
Doc: “yeah, me too.”
My neck hurts
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My neck hurts
Ouch
A paper cut is annoying, sure, but it’s also persistent and fierce and will do its damnedest to be noticed.
Be like a paper cut. Be heard.
Be like a paper cut. Be heard.
January 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ouch
Send me your silly pains. No judgment. Just understanding and head nodding till it hurts my neck
January 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Send me your silly pains. No judgment. Just understanding and head nodding till it hurts my neck
That last sit up will be my last sit up for a couple weeks at least
January 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That last sit up will be my last sit up for a couple weeks at least
Remember when you didn’t have to remember how to pick up a thing?
January 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Remember when you didn’t have to remember how to pick up a thing?
Continuing education
January 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Continuing education
Ever hurt yourself by turning your head? Picking up a grocery bag? Bending down to grab a thing? You are not alone. You are 40+.
January 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ever hurt yourself by turning your head? Picking up a grocery bag? Bending down to grab a thing? You are not alone. You are 40+.