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J3R the Taxtronaut
@unrealjaybee.bsky.social
🇬🇭 | 21st Century Renaissance Man.
The Walt Disney of Finance.
The Loud Whisper to your ear.
Jaylen Brown’s doppelgänger
You don’t
Quickly!!!

WHATCHU CALL A CHICK WHO DONT SUCK DICK!?!
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The Chicago Invasion After-Action Report
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
The Chicago Invasion After-Action Report
‘Blitz’ or FUBAR?
open.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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believe it or not if you see this and think "the next person will help" just know you're all doing that and that's why people are dying 🌬💨
💓✨️ everyone, our family is heavily impacted by the furlough and i am too disabled to access food banks 50 miles from me. any help is appreciated. i need my meds but we need our house and food more 💓 $xavqior
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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“Come back! PLEASE BROS!….. I’ll do something strange….”- Target prolly
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I really waish @blavity.bsky.social would hire a tax professional to make any tax law/tax reminder coverages.

I can tell they want to inform people on this, but some of their recent articles are more atfentio -seeking miss the mark on delivering information.
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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LMFAOOOO alright now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You went as future RFK Jr. ?

That’s tight!
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Right, they are a supplement for the government to do its core societal functions.
Food banks aren't "proof that we don't need the government" 🥴. I don't want to see one more person say that
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Times are tough, and art shouldn't be out of reach!

We originally valued this decade-long project at $19.99, but we’ve lowered the rental to just $2.99 so ANYONE can watch.

Your small rental fee helps directly support us indie creators ❤️ Check it out today!

➤ Rent: tinyurl.com/WatchCZ2
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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A Black Trans woman who’s the sole care-taker of her Autistic brother is asking for help with bills after losing her job. She’ll be able to bounce back but behind on water and electric bills. If we each give $1 she’ll reach her goal. We’ve helped 166 people so far let’s keep going.
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s goofy asl hearing people talk about food stamps like we should be outraged

I’d rather pay taxes that feed children than that money be used to bomb children overseas.
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Rent is due, food stamps are cut, the gov is still shut down, the minimum cost for a door and some walls is $1200, and the president had to take an animal identification test. Nobody needs to spend money at a haunted house. All you have to do is wake up and walk outside. This some scary shit.
a woman is screaming in a movie theater while holding her hands to her face .
ALT: a woman is screaming in a movie theater while holding her hands to her face .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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He’s not being funny.

He wants to actually rewrite history
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Recent US Layoff Announcements:

1 UPS: 48,000
2 Amazon: Up to 30,000
3 Intel: 24,000
4 Nestle: 16,000
5 Accenture: 11,000
6 Ford: 11,000
7 Novo Nordisk: 9,000
8 Microsoft: 7,000
9 PwC: 5,600
10 Salesforce: 4,000
11 Paramount: 2,000
12 Target: 1,800
13 Kroger: 1,000
14 Applied Materials: 1,444
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Well….It’s easier to bring mfs down a pipeline when they can’t fuckin read …so…. this doesn’t shock me at all.

The Bush admin needs to pay for their crimes.
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Thank you so much to everyone who has liked, shared, and donated to this campaign.

The first phase of the campaign has been funded. GFM has updated the fundraising amount to $4000 to get us closer to our goal.

We are $1275 away from the 2nd tier goal.

I appreciate you all. 🫀

gofund.me/915017557
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Now if I were to say that our government & other actors are engaged in biological warfare against its own citizens via disinformation and misinformation campaigns and policies destroying the public health apparatus of our country, would that be considered too far-fetched?
420+ "anti-science bills attacking longstanding pub. health protections – vaccines, milk safety & fluoride – have been introduced in statehouses across the U.S. ~ part of an organized, politically savvy campaign to enshrine a conspiracy theory-driven agenda into law." www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...
Anti-science bills hit statehouses, attacking longstanding public health protections
More than 420 anti-science bills attacking longstanding public health protections – vaccines, milk safety and fluoride – have been introduced in statehouses across the U.S. this year.
www.pbs.org
October 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
#Chicago, please sign this petition today.

c.org/m6VNmbXGPW
Prevent Ruben Torres Maldonado's Deportation - Stop the Cruelty
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
c.org
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s sad timo see how the standard for politics has gone down when the politicians aren’t even putting efforts in their lies.
Mike Johnson shamelessly lies: "We strengthened Medicaid. We improved healthcare access and we lowered premiums with our legislation."
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Giants just blew a 19 point fourth quarter lead and lost after their kicker missed an extra point.

This man is having a weekend!
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Spelling “guys and ladies” is a lot easier
Be real who y'all think Cheat the most between mail and femail
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM