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Richard Grieco from A Night at the Roxbury
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Richard Grieco from A Night at the Roxbury
I very much want them to prioritize a 3rd game but this post shines a light on a bigger issue. How wildly unfunny and cynical every single person online is. It’s so exhausting to read this on every comment section everywhere.
The Verge: Sony and NCSoft are developing Horizon Steel Frontiers, a new MMO designed specifically for mobile
Players take the role as machine hunters in a region called Deathlands (Arizona/New Mexico inspired) to take down machines with other players and compete with rival tribes
Players take the role as machine hunters in a region called Deathlands (Arizona/New Mexico inspired) to take down machines with other players and compete with rival tribes
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I very much want them to prioritize a 3rd game but this post shines a light on a bigger issue. How wildly unfunny and cynical every single person online is. It’s so exhausting to read this on every comment section everywhere.
Finding out your close personal best friend has a lot of emails saying you're actually not HIS best friend.
a man wearing a hat and a white shirt looks at something
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a white shirt looks at something
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Finding out your close personal best friend has a lot of emails saying you're actually not HIS best friend.
Everytime I log into Facebook every few days, their recommended Reels are forced upon me and it’s always some AI generated video of some average Joe bullying a uniformed soldier on an airplane.
Idk what this is other than boomer rage bait and I’m sure it works flawlessly.
Idk what this is other than boomer rage bait and I’m sure it works flawlessly.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Everytime I log into Facebook every few days, their recommended Reels are forced upon me and it’s always some AI generated video of some average Joe bullying a uniformed soldier on an airplane.
Idk what this is other than boomer rage bait and I’m sure it works flawlessly.
Idk what this is other than boomer rage bait and I’m sure it works flawlessly.
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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"the family of pooping bears has individual names"
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"the family of pooping bears has individual names"
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
Somehow Pelosi returned
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Somehow Pelosi returned
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I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
Normally when a standup hosts SNL the expectations are super high and then you realize quickly that they can’t do sketch very well.
Not the case tonight. The Nikki Glaser SNL was a great episode and she did awesome!
Not the case tonight. The Nikki Glaser SNL was a great episode and she did awesome!
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Normally when a standup hosts SNL the expectations are super high and then you realize quickly that they can’t do sketch very well.
Not the case tonight. The Nikki Glaser SNL was a great episode and she did awesome!
Not the case tonight. The Nikki Glaser SNL was a great episode and she did awesome!
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You’re telling me Cuomo has trouble with the word no
holy cow, I might actually get a chance to vote against him a third time 😌
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You’re telling me Cuomo has trouble with the word no
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you cant make fun of these guys. theyve lowered their own patheticness bar too low.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
you cant make fun of these guys. theyve lowered their own patheticness bar too low.
Dwayne is notoriously never gotten to
Dwayne Johnson unphased by lack of commercial success for “The Smashing Machine”
www.postwrestling.com/2025/11/07/d...
www.postwrestling.com/2025/11/07/d...
Dwayne Johnson unphased by lack of commercial success for “The Smashing Machine”
www.postwrestling.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dwayne is notoriously never gotten to
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just made myself laugh thinking about trump putting a "this must be the place" doormat in front of the white house
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
just made myself laugh thinking about trump putting a "this must be the place" doormat in front of the white house
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1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers on our new series: Encircled. Subscribe at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ to get the paper delivered to your door.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Just caught Progressive Insurance's all AI commercial and it looks as shitty as they all do. Pure slop.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just caught Progressive Insurance's all AI commercial and it looks as shitty as they all do. Pure slop.
BREAKING: Dick Cheney’s autopsy results reveal that he died due to complications of having some of his ribs removed to well…y’know…suck it a little.
That’s how he died actually.
That’s how he died actually.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
BREAKING: Dick Cheney’s autopsy results reveal that he died due to complications of having some of his ribs removed to well…y’know…suck it a little.
That’s how he died actually.
That’s how he died actually.
Truly some of the worst product packaging of all time
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Truly some of the worst product packaging of all time
Coca-Cola doubling down on soulless shitty AI Holiday commercials while M&Ms and Hershey just run those hits back. This is easy stuff and somehow Coca-Cola stays losing.
People want the polar bears (preferably made by real artists)
People want the polar bears (preferably made by real artists)
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Coca-Cola doubling down on soulless shitty AI Holiday commercials while M&Ms and Hershey just run those hits back. This is easy stuff and somehow Coca-Cola stays losing.
People want the polar bears (preferably made by real artists)
People want the polar bears (preferably made by real artists)
Uber drivers should be able to tip me for good conversation OR no conversation. I deserve a few bucks for being a good passenger.
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Uber drivers should be able to tip me for good conversation OR no conversation. I deserve a few bucks for being a good passenger.
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Posting an A.I. generated video is like posting a picture of a shit that somebody else took
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Posting an A.I. generated video is like posting a picture of a shit that somebody else took
Me, guy who doesn’t give a shit about sports or teams. Just do the most basic thing and I’m IN
watching a sport you don’t really care about kind of rules. i’m just clapping for good plays and shit.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me, guy who doesn’t give a shit about sports or teams. Just do the most basic thing and I’m IN
Thinking my Uber driver shit his pants
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Thinking my Uber driver shit his pants