Sprung Sheldon
@uninstall.bsky.social
Full grown baby and Chicago supremacist
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Sprung Sheldon
@uninstall.bsky.social
· Jul 9
She yarvin on my yudkowsky thiel I grok
Joni Mitchell crooned so that Taylor Swift could blather
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Joni Mitchell crooned so that Taylor Swift could blather
God can you imagine what insurance commercials will be like in 2030? 2040?
I hope I’m still around to see them
I hope I’m still around to see them
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
God can you imagine what insurance commercials will be like in 2030? 2040?
I hope I’m still around to see them
I hope I’m still around to see them
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
RFK Jr. is lifting the ban on flavored pistols
October 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
RFK Jr. is lifting the ban on flavored pistols
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MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
This is what my Apple TV does when I try to search for “king of New York”
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This is what my Apple TV does when I try to search for “king of New York”
When the TV shows the numbers next to a pitch when it crosses the plate, that’s actually the number of little bugs that were killed by the ball as it traveled through the air.
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
When the TV shows the numbers next to a pitch when it crosses the plate, that’s actually the number of little bugs that were killed by the ball as it traveled through the air.
October 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Find the moment: Everything around you is moving, changing. In your asana practice try and find the moment of stillness in every pose. The place where your mind and body find peace together. ~ Namaste' #mensnaturalyoga
October 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Find the moment: Everything around you is moving, changing. In your asana practice try and find the moment of stillness in every pose. The place where your mind and body find peace together. ~ Namaste' #mensnaturalyoga
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What is something good in your life recently?
October 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
What is something good in your life recently?
Never trust a white man with a low taper fade
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Never trust a white man with a low taper fade
Going to jail would fix me
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Going to jail would fix me
No scorn like that of a faintly impugned NYT contributor
September 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
No scorn like that of a faintly impugned NYT contributor
Yooo. Ice Spice is gonna be at the new data center ribbon cutting. You in?
September 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Yooo. Ice Spice is gonna be at the new data center ribbon cutting. You in?
Hell yeah I hope my funeral looks like Monday night raw too
September 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hell yeah I hope my funeral looks like Monday night raw too
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They found guitar tabs on Pete townshend's computer. he's not supposed to need those..
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They found guitar tabs on Pete townshend's computer. he's not supposed to need those..
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It’s early September and you know what that means
September 8, 2023 at 5:33 AM
It’s early September and you know what that means
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Locked inside a dying shopping mall where the owner walks around in a dirty diaper demanding praise, and all the mall cops are dressed like army men ready to fuck you up for laughing or pointing out how empty and sad it all is
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Locked inside a dying shopping mall where the owner walks around in a dirty diaper demanding praise, and all the mall cops are dressed like army men ready to fuck you up for laughing or pointing out how empty and sad it all is
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If you’re really serious about changing this country so this can never happen again, it’s going to take years, or more likely decades, of sustained, difficult, and increasingly dangerous work. Elections are part of it, but the institutional Democratic Party as it exists now won’t be the vehicle.
September 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you’re really serious about changing this country so this can never happen again, it’s going to take years, or more likely decades, of sustained, difficult, and increasingly dangerous work. Elections are part of it, but the institutional Democratic Party as it exists now won’t be the vehicle.