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Nope.
Just gotta scream into the void…

You could count on your fingers how many republican congressional reps and senators it would take vote with dems to end this nightmare. They have the ability to end this is asking nightmare. Out of all of them they can’t even muster enough to do the bare minimum
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Scott Bessent’s simpering voice reminds me of the pasty nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark. It’s always reminded me of something and I couldn’t quite nail it down til just now. I don’t have anything constructive to add. Just talking shit on shitler’s junk drawer.
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
America burned while trump tweeted. History sure does fucking rhyme.
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Masks Off
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Thank you to my Pop and every veteran this day. My younger brother and I next to him and the Phantom II he flew in Miami sometime in the early 80s.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If you ever wanted to know how to kill momentum and follow up a solid win by shitting the bed just take a look at our feckless and cowardly senate dems who voted to give away our healthcare for the promise of a vote next month. Yeah. Because the Rs have shown so much integrity lately.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Saw this comment on YT today. Far too good not to share.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The cat distribution system worked while I was out of town. This is Pico. Pico de Gato. Pictured alongside an unsure Auntie Toast.
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Well thank god they got the dangerous guy in a giraffe suit off the streets. Not surprised that their fragile fevered egos couldn’t handle Mr Roadsteamer. Wonder how long they’ll detain him. Nazi pricks.

youtube.com/shorts/p79LC...
Roadsteamer Detained by ICE in Portland Oregon!
YouTube video by Robby Roadsteamer
youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
While I’m sure I’ve heard her name before but I was completely unfamiliar with this lovely woman. With one sentence and cool composure she showed me all I needed to know I love her energy. youtube.com/shorts/cpZKK...
Rep. Janelle Bynum, I was not familiar with your game
YouTube video by Keith Edwards
youtube.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m from TX but currently in CA for work. Wild to go from YouTube ads celebrating Hot Wheels gerrymandering as great leadership to ads lamenting Newsom’s attack on democracy. All from the same GOP. Shit at least Californians get to vote on the initiative. We didn’t get that choice in TX. Fuckers.
September 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Found a 5 year old meme on my phone that seems more prophetic by the minute.
September 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by unicornshartsparkles
Instead of mourning a shock jock who said crazy things for money, let's mourn the death of Astronaut Jim Lovell. A man worthy of flags at half mast. Famed NASA astronaut and Apollo 13 commander Jim Lovell has died at age 97 www.npr.org/2025/08/08/5...
Famed NASA astronaut and Apollo 13 commander Jim Lovell has died at age 97
Lovell commanded the mission that almost ended in disaster after an explosion that threatened the crew's oxygen and electrical supply. The inspiring story of their survival was made into a hit movie.
www.npr.org
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Far too many of these dipshits have delusions of grandeur and think they have the same aura as their orange master. While shitler might have gotten away with shit like at one point that your average white republican doesn’t have that cult of personality. And never will youtube.com/shorts/TBdro...
WOW: Republicans to voters: "If you didn't want to hear my lies, why did you come here?"
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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August 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I dont know who created this AI slop but thanks. I needed the laugh. youtu.be/wi0Ye9qpmto?...
Sayin' A Lie (parody)
YouTube video by Keith Edwards
youtu.be
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Here come a veteran
He hate
Orange dictator
He laugh
At the popo
He just
On his lunch break
He say ain’t no way I’m bendin the knee
One thing I can tell you is this country’s still free
Yeet the sammich
Right now
At police.
August 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
More performative magat bullshit. They could never even hope to touch the class and intelligence of Ms Crockett.
🚨 MAGA Host Crashes Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s Dallas Town Hall Shouting ‘Ghetto Hoodrat’ and Jasmine Fires Back 🔥
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I think Keith has hit the point of “I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore.” And I’m here for it. And he’s not alone.
August 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Timeline bleach for the few that might see it and need it. Our four girls. Bombastic side from Toast. Ash looking glamorous. Charlie being lazy. And Remy askin where the fuckin treats at.
August 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you truly believe that anybody in Texas not out with “pitchforks and torches” is not doing enough go ahead and block me. It will save us both some hassle. Then go ahead and seek medical help with removing your head from your own ass. I’m done with screeching assholes and their purity tests.
August 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is what we all get for letting the Game of Thrones showrunners write the last season of America.
August 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by unicornshartsparkles
There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.
July 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Once again I’ll scream into the void. Before you trash an entire state for being red you might take a quick moment beforehand to look up the breakdown of how that state voted. “Red” states aren’t monoliths. Neither is whatever state you’re in while typing out ignorant comments on your high horse.
August 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What’s next? Jerry Sandusky conducting physicals for youth athletes while Jared Fogel makes them sandwiches? Pedos really are having a moment right now aren’t they.
Besides the fact that Taylor is a registered sex offender (for sexual misconduct with a 16 yo prostitute) who twice violated reporting requirements, a tax evaded, has a DUI arrest, there is also this: he is 6'3" and Trump is not.
August 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM