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Nope.
Everything I’ve ever learned about old Hoggle McMeasels has been against my will. Every new photo or quote is just more weirdness. And not the good kinda weird either. Wish he’d just fade away into obscurity and stop being gross.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ok. I’m done. Sorry. Lots of good tracks for this one.

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Father John Misty - The Night Josh Tillman Came To Our Apartment [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Cannot understand why they want to be victims of the “radical left” so bad when they cannot realize they’re actually victims of their own superiority complex. Hope this young woman gets the help she needs but I doubt she’d accept help at this point. She’s too far down the right wing pipeline
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Haven’t even read your review yet and not sure I want to watch a remake of a cult classic. We used to quote the line “Mum Dad! Don’t touch it! It’s EVIL!” constantly. Still gonna read your review. Still not likely to watch a remake. Damn. Guess I’m getting old. Pretty soon I’ll be yelling at clouds
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ok not quite a song in the traditional sense but still a fuckin jam. Tell me it’s not. And I might deign to tell you why you’re wrong. youtu.be/MmpNN5R_5Xw?...
UNameIt - Beans Greens Potatoes Tomatoes (Old School)
YouTube video by Real Bigmista
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November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me
These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!

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TOOL - Disgustipated (Audio)
YouTube video by TOOLVEVO
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I knew it!
a man wearing an aluminum foil hat sits in a bin
ALT: a man wearing an aluminum foil hat sits in a bin
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November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Anyone who can smuggle not only themselves but a whole fuckin cow across the border without alerting the Gestapo deserves to stay here. Not gonna lie that shit would be impressive as hell.
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
TOOL/Primus/Fishbone/Stone Temple Pilots/Violent Femmes. Kualoa Ranch. 1993. I think.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Major Dad
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM