Uncle Fishfingers
@unclefishfingers.bsky.social
A shitposter by nature. A real man of the shit.
#LGBTQ
My taste in music:
https://bandcamp.com/dick_nipples
#LGBTQ
My taste in music:
https://bandcamp.com/dick_nipples
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
It's that time of year again…
A Christmas Miracle
YouTube video by Zalinki
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December 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It's that time of year again…
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November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
sonic the hedgehog boobs mod free download
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will be posting this again on the Christmas Eve (that will be Wednesday !)
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
will be posting this again on the Christmas Eve (that will be Wednesday !)
Dentist: "How often do you floss?"
Don't make me laugh. I am a flossing aficionado. My mother was a flosser. My father was a flosser. I'm flossing left. I'm flossing right. They try to stop me, but I can't be controlled. 50% man, 50% microplastic. Fucking casual.
Don't make me laugh. I am a flossing aficionado. My mother was a flosser. My father was a flosser. I'm flossing left. I'm flossing right. They try to stop me, but I can't be controlled. 50% man, 50% microplastic. Fucking casual.
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Dentist: "How often do you floss?"
Don't make me laugh. I am a flossing aficionado. My mother was a flosser. My father was a flosser. I'm flossing left. I'm flossing right. They try to stop me, but I can't be controlled. 50% man, 50% microplastic. Fucking casual.
Don't make me laugh. I am a flossing aficionado. My mother was a flosser. My father was a flosser. I'm flossing left. I'm flossing right. They try to stop me, but I can't be controlled. 50% man, 50% microplastic. Fucking casual.
martial arts homies be like "it's all about self-defence. they don't teach you how to attack others."
my brother in christ, when in your day-to-day life would you possibly need to defend yourself? ops gonna come at you in the bread aisle at Tesco? silverback gorilla on the loose?
my brother in christ, when in your day-to-day life would you possibly need to defend yourself? ops gonna come at you in the bread aisle at Tesco? silverback gorilla on the loose?
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
martial arts homies be like "it's all about self-defence. they don't teach you how to attack others."
my brother in christ, when in your day-to-day life would you possibly need to defend yourself? ops gonna come at you in the bread aisle at Tesco? silverback gorilla on the loose?
my brother in christ, when in your day-to-day life would you possibly need to defend yourself? ops gonna come at you in the bread aisle at Tesco? silverback gorilla on the loose?
Enjoy some Original Content™ from yours truly.
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Enjoy some Original Content™ from yours truly.
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Femboy detonating the House of Lords
Call him Gay Fawkes
Call him Gay Fawkes
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Femboy detonating the House of Lords
Call him Gay Fawkes
Call him Gay Fawkes
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I really like this GPU that just has a regular looking dude on the box
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I really like this GPU that just has a regular looking dude on the box
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"Look, if nobody actually wants to use the AI we'll just have to force it upon them even though nobody asked it and it makes everything worse. Do you know how much we invested in this? We have to find some use for it."
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Look, if nobody actually wants to use the AI we'll just have to force it upon them even though nobody asked it and it makes everything worse. Do you know how much we invested in this? We have to find some use for it."
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New Patreon video. Thank you everyone who became a supporter! youtu.be/0WkJw1NsFBI
Joe, Direct
YouTube video by Joe
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
New Patreon video. Thank you everyone who became a supporter! youtu.be/0WkJw1NsFBI
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lmaoooooooooooo
October 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
lmaoooooooooooo
Pickpocket in the pedestrian underpass
Call 'em the Liminal Criminal
Call 'em the Liminal Criminal
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pickpocket in the pedestrian underpass
Call 'em the Liminal Criminal
Call 'em the Liminal Criminal
Shawty got that House of Leaves pussy
Feels like an M.C. Escher painting
Last soul who entered never made it out
Hoe dissolved him into vertices
Event horizon got me by the balls
She sucking me in like a black hole
Forsaken in a screaming infinity
Tap that ass and hear the Old Ones sing
Feels like an M.C. Escher painting
Last soul who entered never made it out
Hoe dissolved him into vertices
Event horizon got me by the balls
She sucking me in like a black hole
Forsaken in a screaming infinity
Tap that ass and hear the Old Ones sing
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Shawty got that House of Leaves pussy
Feels like an M.C. Escher painting
Last soul who entered never made it out
Hoe dissolved him into vertices
Event horizon got me by the balls
She sucking me in like a black hole
Forsaken in a screaming infinity
Tap that ass and hear the Old Ones sing
Feels like an M.C. Escher painting
Last soul who entered never made it out
Hoe dissolved him into vertices
Event horizon got me by the balls
She sucking me in like a black hole
Forsaken in a screaming infinity
Tap that ass and hear the Old Ones sing
Someone stole my fucking pumpkin. Yes, I'm serious. Someone walked to my home and kidnapped my jack-o-lantern. Thanks Britoids! 🇬🇧
October 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Someone stole my fucking pumpkin. Yes, I'm serious. Someone walked to my home and kidnapped my jack-o-lantern. Thanks Britoids! 🇬🇧
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You have to make things good for no reason. The music in Pictionary. The music in the Chao Garden lobby. Good for no reason
September 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You have to make things good for no reason. The music in Pictionary. The music in the Chao Garden lobby. Good for no reason
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here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
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random memory unlocked; being obsessed with the sm64 thwomp as a kid. i loved this thing. i wanted sm64 on my wii mostly just to see the thwomp
i even remember cutting a tissue box in half so i could turn it into an sm64 thwomp, with a drawn on face
no clue whatever happened to it, alas...
i even remember cutting a tissue box in half so i could turn it into an sm64 thwomp, with a drawn on face
no clue whatever happened to it, alas...
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
random memory unlocked; being obsessed with the sm64 thwomp as a kid. i loved this thing. i wanted sm64 on my wii mostly just to see the thwomp
i even remember cutting a tissue box in half so i could turn it into an sm64 thwomp, with a drawn on face
no clue whatever happened to it, alas...
i even remember cutting a tissue box in half so i could turn it into an sm64 thwomp, with a drawn on face
no clue whatever happened to it, alas...