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Uncle Fishfingers
@unclefishfingers.bsky.social
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A shitposter by nature. A real man of the shit.

#LGBTQ

My taste in music:
https://bandcamp.com/dick_nipples
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oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you the pictures?? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the b-bot to write your essay too? yeah?? 🥺🥺 you can't do it? 🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife? 🥺🥺🥺
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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"A new LGBTQ food item has entered the 'juiciest pussy' contest."
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Nope
Art by Angelle Wrobel depicting Waluigi wearing a dress.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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@lunewings.bsky.social and I
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Enjoy some Original Content™ from yours truly.
This is a 'yes / no' meme featuring Drake: - 'Frying pan' ❌ - Shawarmer ✅
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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This month I'm doing a challenge called November. It's where I try to make it through every day of November.
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Someone stole my fucking pumpkin. Yes, I'm serious. Someone walked to my home and kidnapped my jack-o-lantern. Thanks Britoids! 🇬🇧
A photo featuring my jack-o-lantern, captured prior to the theft taking place.
October 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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who up lubin' they stick?

#steelsticks64 #koombacomponents #n64
This is a photo featuring a custom analogue stick for a Nintendo 64 controller. It is surrounded by: a small tube of Super Lube, a PH 0 screwdriver, a controller shell, and some cotton buds.
September 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Woke up at 05:30 and couldn't go back to sleep. The last thing I saw in my dream was this YouTube thumbnail and video title. I've created this image to depict my vision.
Chara Goose-Rolls Steam for Google Play Gift Cards
August 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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The Last of Us Part II PC modding is popping off. Playing through the game using this unhinged Ellie loadout.

#TheLastOfUsPartII #TheLastOfUs
Ellie looking like Syndrome from The Incredibles Ellie wearing a printed t-shirt that reads "Who ate all the pussy?"
June 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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June 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I got banned from the dog park because my dog wouldn't stop absorbing the life essence from the other dogs and leaving their emptied husks lying around.
June 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Hey America, how's it goin'?
June 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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my guess is that the tattoo depicts this object
June 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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here, take one
A 'battle toad'
May 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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FUCK COCK-COLA I ONLY DRINK PENIS
May 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Grounded permadeath run ain't going too well 🫠

#TheLastOfUs #TheLastOfUsPartII
'The Last of Us Part II' screenshot. "PERMADEATH FAILED", "Killed 137 times".
May 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM