Uncle Matt
@unchellmatt.bsky.social
Crank. Curmudgeon. Cocktail enthusiast.
Just ziss guy, you know?
Total mushball around doggos, but will go completely to pieces around llamas. Big flurfs who will straight up murder a coyote or bobcat and spit in your eye just for the lulz?
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Just ziss guy, you know?
Total mushball around doggos, but will go completely to pieces around llamas. Big flurfs who will straight up murder a coyote or bobcat and spit in your eye just for the lulz?
❤️❤️
There is not enough eye bleach on the PLANET to get the mental image of Trump giving Bubba Clinton a hummer out of my brain.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There is not enough eye bleach on the PLANET to get the mental image of Trump giving Bubba Clinton a hummer out of my brain.
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People always used to ask, "How low will Republicans go to protect and pander to Donald Trump?"
Thanks to Ted Cruz, we now have our answer.
Thanks to Ted Cruz, we now have our answer.
Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles."
It's sickening to watch the "family values" party defend a pedophile.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
It's sickening to watch the "family values" party defend a pedophile.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
People always used to ask, "How low will Republicans go to protect and pander to Donald Trump?"
Thanks to Ted Cruz, we now have our answer.
Thanks to Ted Cruz, we now have our answer.
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apparently my wish has been granted youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns?...
Yakety N*zis
YouTube video by Matt B
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September 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
apparently my wish has been granted youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns?...
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Give them Tylenol PM so they only get autism when it’s night time.
September 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Give them Tylenol PM so they only get autism when it’s night time.
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Tariff's are a Tax on the working class and businesses. The only tax cuts he gives are to the wealthy.
August 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tariff's are a Tax on the working class and businesses. The only tax cuts he gives are to the wealthy.
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The Gestapo at work.
They lied. They knocked him to
the ground chasing unarmed immigrants. These guys are hopped up on power and untouchable. www.foxla.com/news/pico-ri...
the ground chasing unarmed immigrants. These guys are hopped up on power and untouchable. www.foxla.com/news/pico-ri...
Feds say man punched agents at Pico Rivera Walmart - security footage shows no punches
Federal agents arrested Adrian Martinez outside a Pico Rivera Walmart after they said he punched two agents. Security footage from the store doesn't appear to show Martinez throwing punches.
www.foxla.com
June 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The Gestapo at work.
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New book drop…
June 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
New book drop…
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June 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
June 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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This pup deserves treats for life!!🦴💙🩵
June 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This pup deserves treats for life!!🦴💙🩵
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This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend.
statuskuo.substack.com/p/just-for-s...
statuskuo.substack.com/p/just-for-s...
June 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend.
statuskuo.substack.com/p/just-for-s...
statuskuo.substack.com/p/just-for-s...
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What are the Vegas odds it rains 🌧 like a mother🤬er?
June 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What are the Vegas odds it rains 🌧 like a mother🤬er?
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