Uncle Matt
@unchellmatt.bsky.social
Crank. Curmudgeon. Cocktail enthusiast.
Just ziss guy, you know?
Total mushball around doggos, but will go completely to pieces around llamas. Big flurfs who will straight up murder a coyote or bobcat and spit in your eye just for the lulz?
❤️❤️
Just ziss guy, you know?
Total mushball around doggos, but will go completely to pieces around llamas. Big flurfs who will straight up murder a coyote or bobcat and spit in your eye just for the lulz?
❤️❤️
There is not enough eye bleach on the PLANET to get the mental image of Trump giving Bubba Clinton a hummer out of my brain.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There is not enough eye bleach on the PLANET to get the mental image of Trump giving Bubba Clinton a hummer out of my brain.
If you gonna blaspheme, go all out!
March 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you gonna blaspheme, go all out!
Stolen from another:
This image sums up the US right now. An eagle eating out of a dumpster and screaming to the heavens.
This image sums up the US right now. An eagle eating out of a dumpster and screaming to the heavens.
February 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Stolen from another:
This image sums up the US right now. An eagle eating out of a dumpster and screaming to the heavens.
This image sums up the US right now. An eagle eating out of a dumpster and screaming to the heavens.
Here.
Have a picture of a beautiful and majestic llama.
Have a picture of a beautiful and majestic llama.
January 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here.
Have a picture of a beautiful and majestic llama.
Have a picture of a beautiful and majestic llama.
MFW I remembered how Google used to have “Don’t be evil” as a motto instead of “Money printer go BRRR.”
January 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
MFW I remembered how Google used to have “Don’t be evil” as a motto instead of “Money printer go BRRR.”