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Uncle Matt
@unchellmatt.bsky.social
Crank. Curmudgeon. Cocktail enthusiast.

Just ziss guy, you know?

Total mushball around doggos, but will go completely to pieces around llamas. Big flurfs who will straight up murder a coyote or bobcat and spit in your eye just for the lulz?
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That man is sharp as a grape.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Good thing you bowed down to them there, Chuck. Say, those people who will either see their health care premiums skyrocket or lose their the care altogether? Like, can they just, you know, pound sand? #retire
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So it's NOT, regardless of what anyone else might say, The Epstein Ballroom? What if it was like #TheEpsteinBallroom, would that be OK? It could have the #releasethefiles kitchen.
October 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
*HICseth and Cheetolini are like a dumbed down Dumb and Dumber.
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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apparently my wish has been granted youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns?...
Yakety N*zis
YouTube video by Matt B
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September 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Give them Tylenol PM so they only get autism when it’s night time.
September 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Good thing you’ve done so much to stop him.
Oh…… wait, that must have been someone else. Back to doing nothing like you were before, slick.
August 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Tariff's are a Tax on the working class and businesses. The only tax cuts he gives are to the wealthy.
August 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM