UnarmedGorilla 🇨🇦
@unarmedgorilla.bsky.social
Progressive thinker 🧐, gamer 🎮, dog dad 🐾, connoisseur of craft beer 🍺, super hot peppers grower and hot sauce maker 🌶️, and sports fan 🏒🏈⚾️… #GoSensGo #HTTC #BlueJays #RedBlacks #Zub
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This dude is intense and correct
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Gotta give him a credit for being able to fall asleep merely two feet away from that garbage disposal trying to cut through stainless steel soup spoon.
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Gotta give him a credit for being able to fall asleep merely two feet away from that garbage disposal trying to cut through stainless steel soup spoon.
Enjoying Saison Des Cygnes, a farmhouse ale from the Black Swan Brewing Co. in Stratford, Ontario. Wheat beer that’s a little on bitter side and notes of banana. Comes in at 5.3% ABV. #craftbeer #fucktrump #elbowsup #canadianbeer #buycanadian
January 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Enjoying Saison Des Cygnes, a farmhouse ale from the Black Swan Brewing Co. in Stratford, Ontario. Wheat beer that’s a little on bitter side and notes of banana. Comes in at 5.3% ABV. #craftbeer #fucktrump #elbowsup #canadianbeer #buycanadian
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American owned media to avoid, fellow Canadians, who are trying to control the narrative in Canada; not new, but so many Canadians are still unaware. Don't be a Quisling (Nazi collaborator) selling your soul for a greeting card like some Premiers. Choose media who support Canada.🍁🧐💞
#Canpoli
#ABpoli
#Canpoli
#ABpoli
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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"Murdering a mother of a 6-year-old child, you're in the wrong place in your soul. God help you! Her son's name is Emerson; Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday!" -Minneapolis ICE protester scolds line of ICE agents ⬇️
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"Murdering a mother of a 6-year-old child, you're in the wrong place in your soul. God help you! Her son's name is Emerson; Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday!" -Minneapolis ICE protester scolds line of ICE agents ⬇️
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29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
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I’ll say what CNN is afraid to say: Trump knows that María Corina Machado is the most popular person in Venezuela and the in-country opposition leader—thus, the obvious new Venezuelan leader—and he lied and said she *wasn’t* popular because she won the Nobel Peace Prize over him.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I’ll say what CNN is afraid to say: Trump knows that María Corina Machado is the most popular person in Venezuela and the in-country opposition leader—thus, the obvious new Venezuelan leader—and he lied and said she *wasn’t* popular because she won the Nobel Peace Prize over him.
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Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
OTTAWA - This morning, in an unscheduled press statement, the Prime Minister's Office has said that Prime Minister Mark Carney has turned off geolocation services for all his electronic devices "for n...
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January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Watching the World Juniors, CAN v. DEN, and it’s crazy to me that they’re playing in a half empty barn. Any other year CAD playing in a NA city would be packed to the rafters with CDN fans, but with the tournament in the US, I guess a bunch of Canadian fans just decided to say FU! #elbowsup
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Watching the World Juniors, CAN v. DEN, and it’s crazy to me that they’re playing in a half empty barn. Any other year CAD playing in a NA city would be packed to the rafters with CDN fans, but with the tournament in the US, I guess a bunch of Canadian fans just decided to say FU! #elbowsup
Happy random-ass day between Christmas and New Year’s!
Enjoying the Any Day Session IPA from Side Launch Brewing Co. in Collingwood, Ontario. A lighter bodied IPA that is easy drinking with a nice balance of bitterness and hops. Comes in at 4% ABV.
Enjoying the Any Day Session IPA from Side Launch Brewing Co. in Collingwood, Ontario. A lighter bodied IPA that is easy drinking with a nice balance of bitterness and hops. Comes in at 4% ABV.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Happy random-ass day between Christmas and New Year’s!
Enjoying the Any Day Session IPA from Side Launch Brewing Co. in Collingwood, Ontario. A lighter bodied IPA that is easy drinking with a nice balance of bitterness and hops. Comes in at 4% ABV.
Enjoying the Any Day Session IPA from Side Launch Brewing Co. in Collingwood, Ontario. A lighter bodied IPA that is easy drinking with a nice balance of bitterness and hops. Comes in at 4% ABV.
Took the family to an Ottawa Black Bears game tonight, the first live lacrosse experience for the kids, and had an amazing time! If you live in a city with an #NLL team, and have never seen professional lacrosse before, I can’t recommend it enough! A 16-12 win for the Black Bears didn’t hurt either.
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Took the family to an Ottawa Black Bears game tonight, the first live lacrosse experience for the kids, and had an amazing time! If you live in a city with an #NLL team, and have never seen professional lacrosse before, I can’t recommend it enough! A 16-12 win for the Black Bears didn’t hurt either.
Enjoying a mocha stout from Side Launch Brewing Co. in Collingwood, Ontario. A very tasty stout with prominent coffee and chocolate notes. Comes in at 4.2% ABV.
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Enjoying a mocha stout from Side Launch Brewing Co. in Collingwood, Ontario. A very tasty stout with prominent coffee and chocolate notes. Comes in at 4.2% ABV.
Managed to avoid Boxing Day silliness with a nice relaxing day doing chores around the house. Just sitting down to chill and enjoy a Samichlaus Classic barley wine from the Castle Brewery Eggenberg in Austria. Sweet and malty, but also very strong and boozy, coming in at 14% ABV. #boxingday #boozy
December 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Managed to avoid Boxing Day silliness with a nice relaxing day doing chores around the house. Just sitting down to chill and enjoy a Samichlaus Classic barley wine from the Castle Brewery Eggenberg in Austria. Sweet and malty, but also very strong and boozy, coming in at 14% ABV. #boxingday #boozy
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This Christmas I’m watching John Candy movies.
The seventh movie in the marathon is Splash
Movies so far:
- The Great Outdoors
- Summer Rental
- Planes Trains and Automobiles
- The Last Polka
- Uncle Buck
- Cool Runnings
- Splash
The seventh movie in the marathon is Splash
Movies so far:
- The Great Outdoors
- Summer Rental
- Planes Trains and Automobiles
- The Last Polka
- Uncle Buck
- Cool Runnings
- Splash
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This Christmas I’m watching John Candy movies.
The seventh movie in the marathon is Splash
Movies so far:
- The Great Outdoors
- Summer Rental
- Planes Trains and Automobiles
- The Last Polka
- Uncle Buck
- Cool Runnings
- Splash
The seventh movie in the marathon is Splash
Movies so far:
- The Great Outdoors
- Summer Rental
- Planes Trains and Automobiles
- The Last Polka
- Uncle Buck
- Cool Runnings
- Splash
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Treachery implies we owe loyalty and deference to a nation that we have no say in. Fuck 'em all, every one of those fascist bastards.
The @theatlantic.com claims that Canadians will use "treachery" to make America and its media look "silly".
No, we are a democratic people who hate thugs and their pusillanimous enablers.
Deal with it.
No, we are a democratic people who hate thugs and their pusillanimous enablers.
Deal with it.
December 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Treachery implies we owe loyalty and deference to a nation that we have no say in. Fuck 'em all, every one of those fascist bastards.
Merry Christmas! Tonight’s festive brew is a Christmas Ale (Winter Ale) from the St. Bernardus brewery in Belgium. A strong beer that’s super malty, but also pretty smooth, and quite enjoyable. Comes in at 10% ABV. #christmasbeer #merrychristmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Merry Christmas! Tonight’s festive brew is a Christmas Ale (Winter Ale) from the St. Bernardus brewery in Belgium. A strong beer that’s super malty, but also pretty smooth, and quite enjoyable. Comes in at 10% ABV. #christmasbeer #merrychristmas
Well, this is it peeps… Hoppy Beermas Eve! Day 24 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is SESH, a session IPA from GoodLot brewing in Caledon, ON. Clean and crisp with a nice balance of bitter and hoppy, very drinkable. Comes in at 4% ABV. #craftbeer
Wishing everyone a safe and happy Christmas!🎄
Wishing everyone a safe and happy Christmas!🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well, this is it peeps… Hoppy Beermas Eve! Day 24 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is SESH, a session IPA from GoodLot brewing in Caledon, ON. Clean and crisp with a nice balance of bitter and hoppy, very drinkable. Comes in at 4% ABV. #craftbeer
Wishing everyone a safe and happy Christmas!🎄
Wishing everyone a safe and happy Christmas!🎄
Hoppy Beermas! Day 23 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is 10W30, an English dark ale from Neustadt Springs Brewery in Neustadt, Ontario. Malty and smooth, with a hint of sweetness, overall quite enjoyable. Comes in at 5.5% ABV. #craftbeer
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hoppy Beermas! Day 23 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is 10W30, an English dark ale from Neustadt Springs Brewery in Neustadt, Ontario. Malty and smooth, with a hint of sweetness, overall quite enjoyable. Comes in at 5.5% ABV. #craftbeer
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Hoppy Beermas! Day 22 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is Mission to Mars, an American Pale Ale from the Grey Matter Beer Company in Kincardine, Ontario. This one is nice and hoppy, clean and crisp, but not overly bitter. Comes in at 5% ABV. #craftbeer
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hoppy Beermas! Day 22 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is Mission to Mars, an American Pale Ale from the Grey Matter Beer Company in Kincardine, Ontario. This one is nice and hoppy, clean and crisp, but not overly bitter. Comes in at 5% ABV. #craftbeer
Played some amazing games this year... Clair Obscur, Doom the Dark Ages, Avowed, Blue Prince, Ball x Pit, Clover Pit, South of Midnight, Keeper, Oblivion Remastered, Atomfall, plus a bunch from my backlog!
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December 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Played some amazing games this year... Clair Obscur, Doom the Dark Ages, Avowed, Blue Prince, Ball x Pit, Clover Pit, South of Midnight, Keeper, Oblivion Remastered, Atomfall, plus a bunch from my backlog!
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Hoppy Beermas! Day 21 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is just simply IPA from the Black Swan Brewing Co. in Stratford, Ontario. A decent IPA, good bitterness but still smooth and citrusy. Comes in at 6.5% ABV. #craftbeer
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hoppy Beermas! Day 21 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is just simply IPA from the Black Swan Brewing Co. in Stratford, Ontario. A decent IPA, good bitterness but still smooth and citrusy. Comes in at 6.5% ABV. #craftbeer
Hoppy Beermas! Day 20 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is a chocolate raspberry stout from the Forked River Brewing Company in London, ON. Raspberry flavour + chocolate = yes please! More of a dessert than a beer 😋! Comes in at 6.5% ABV. #craftbeer
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hoppy Beermas! Day 20 of Christmas #beeradvent! Today’s brew is a chocolate raspberry stout from the Forked River Brewing Company in London, ON. Raspberry flavour + chocolate = yes please! More of a dessert than a beer 😋! Comes in at 6.5% ABV. #craftbeer