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President of Kissing🔞💝
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Once upon a time in the year 2002 I played a arcade cabinet called bloody roar 2 when I was homeless and it chemically changed me forever. I'm a pansex dude who really likes fighting games and smut. kids DNI.

🔞, kids DNI.
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I guess I should make an official media thread. It's a really fun 3/5 for me. Somehow through a confluence of very strange deals and blunders at sega this movie counts as a religious experience more than a children's movie but fuck it, we're on one. Keanu nailed it.
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Mood
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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dude i love cats. look at this
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Banjo-Tooie Ending E
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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After sucking off his Big Beautiful Bill, Clinton said to Trump that he was “going NAFTA that ass next”
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Mommy Rosalina wants a kisu :D

pp version on patreon and substar
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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SICKOS SELECTION...3!! On sale until Dec 5th, 25 artists have come together for a massive bundle deal of comics, prose, and erotic art. At $25 you get it all for about 90% off, and if we hit our stretch goals you'll get even more art added on. #comics #nsfw #zines #erotica

💗 itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
we're such an evil country but if it's real that 2016 the consequence of a Tyler perry plot but for white devils I'm gonna lose my black furry ass mind.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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goddamn he looks good for being as fucking old and haggard as his dick must be
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
lmao, he was super duper giving Clinton neck.
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance

REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?

TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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problem is everyone wants to make otacon but everyone forgets the most important part of otacon was the pathetic gay sexual tension
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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my kitchen when i try to disguise fast food as my own cooking:
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Pokémon Legends: Egypt
Pharaoh champion Iris ✨
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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sulking snivy
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Bat
Boosty reward
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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💛💜
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
new obsession acquired.
Yotaka Futatabi / Nighthawk Returns

A legendary assassin quits her job and ends up a 33 year old unemployed bum who does nothing but smoke, drink, and play gacha.

First chapter is out. It's peak.
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm old enough to remember listening to howard stern with my old man on my way to school sometimes mention how dumb Donald Trump is. it's never been a surprise to me but i gotta say, i wasn't expecting the vile shade of pedophilic lust and and direct evil with Israel to call him a retarded dog.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.

I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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This is the saddest fucking thing from so many angles
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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At this point Epstein denialism is a bigger conspiracy theory than just believing it
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM