Katie
@ukulelekatie.bsky.social
she/her
This account is not about ukuleles
This account is not about ukuleles
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can’t stop thinking about the terrible portmanteau “dickmatized”
if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽
“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho
i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽
“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho
i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
can’t stop thinking about the terrible portmanteau “dickmatized”
if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽
“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho
i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽
“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho
i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
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sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients
link: mysnapmap.com
link: mysnapmap.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients
link: mysnapmap.com
link: mysnapmap.com
One way you could do this is by cancelling a subscription or two that you don’t want anymore and put that money towards mutual aid instead! I’ve unsubscribed from Spotify and Disney+ and now I’m “subscribed” to making monthly donations to my local food bank for the same price
This would also be a good time to see if you can bump up your local mutual aid $$ contribution.
That's how we take care of our neighbors.
That's how we take care of our neighbors.
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
One way you could do this is by cancelling a subscription or two that you don’t want anymore and put that money towards mutual aid instead! I’ve unsubscribed from Spotify and Disney+ and now I’m “subscribed” to making monthly donations to my local food bank for the same price
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Me starting & stopping 3 times telling a story: why do you talk to me??
@ukulelekatie.bsky.social I like it. It’s like a maze. Sometimes you hit a dead end & have to turn around but you get there in the end
And: this is why I love talking to you, you never know what you’re gonna get
😂💜
@ukulelekatie.bsky.social I like it. It’s like a maze. Sometimes you hit a dead end & have to turn around but you get there in the end
And: this is why I love talking to you, you never know what you’re gonna get
😂💜
a little boy wearing a hat is making a funny face and says aww shucks .
ALT: a little boy wearing a hat is making a funny face and says aww shucks .
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October 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me starting & stopping 3 times telling a story: why do you talk to me??
@ukulelekatie.bsky.social I like it. It’s like a maze. Sometimes you hit a dead end & have to turn around but you get there in the end
And: this is why I love talking to you, you never know what you’re gonna get
😂💜
@ukulelekatie.bsky.social I like it. It’s like a maze. Sometimes you hit a dead end & have to turn around but you get there in the end
And: this is why I love talking to you, you never know what you’re gonna get
😂💜
Scanned PDF with handwriting
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Scanned PDF with handwriting
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The real hierarchy of needs
February 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The real hierarchy of needs
Long distance Lego date with my girl 🌸🫶 @alotoforever.bsky.social
June 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Long distance Lego date with my girl 🌸🫶 @alotoforever.bsky.social
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Normally not a fan of Mondays but when they end laughing and talking with my beautiful girlfriend while we build matching Lego sets reminiscent of a past visit they’re a lot better! 😍🌸 @ukulelekatie.bsky.social
June 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Normally not a fan of Mondays but when they end laughing and talking with my beautiful girlfriend while we build matching Lego sets reminiscent of a past visit they’re a lot better! 😍🌸 @ukulelekatie.bsky.social
When I was a kid I remember thinking “damn, it’s too bad I’m not gay because my parents would be the best allies to a gay kid”. Anyway I was wrong about the not being gay part, but I was right about them being the best (they sent me Pride macarons 🥹)
June 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When I was a kid I remember thinking “damn, it’s too bad I’m not gay because my parents would be the best allies to a gay kid”. Anyway I was wrong about the not being gay part, but I was right about them being the best (they sent me Pride macarons 🥹)
Happy Pride Month from me and my cozy lesbian music corner ✨
June 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Happy Pride Month from me and my cozy lesbian music corner ✨
What a difference 5 months can make 💜 @alotoforever.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What a difference 5 months can make 💜 @alotoforever.bsky.social
We are right in that sweet spot of “warm enough during the day to open the windows, cool enough at night to snuggle under big blankets” weather 😍
May 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We are right in that sweet spot of “warm enough during the day to open the windows, cool enough at night to snuggle under big blankets” weather 😍
Duolingo AU!Gretson hate AI by the way
May 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Duolingo AU!Gretson hate AI by the way
Gmail loves to randomly log you out at the most inconvenient times. “Oh you have a meeting at 10:30? Prove your identity at 10:29, bitch.”
April 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gmail loves to randomly log you out at the most inconvenient times. “Oh you have a meeting at 10:30? Prove your identity at 10:29, bitch.”
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DON’T WALK, RUN!! And I’m not just saying that because my wonderful girlfriend gifted this beautiful Drabble to me! I’m saying it because one of my favorite writers did it again and painted the most gorgeous picture with words! 🌸🫶🏻
[Drabble] I do, I did, I will, I would
A soft moment under a cherry blossom tree, featuring gretson as old ladies 🌸
archiveofourown.org/works/64854916
A soft moment under a cherry blossom tree, featuring gretson as old ladies 🌸
archiveofourown.org/works/64854916
archiveofourown.org
April 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
DON’T WALK, RUN!! And I’m not just saying that because my wonderful girlfriend gifted this beautiful Drabble to me! I’m saying it because one of my favorite writers did it again and painted the most gorgeous picture with words! 🌸🫶🏻
[Drabble] I do, I did, I will, I would
A soft moment under a cherry blossom tree, featuring gretson as old ladies 🌸
archiveofourown.org/works/64854916
A soft moment under a cherry blossom tree, featuring gretson as old ladies 🌸
archiveofourown.org/works/64854916
archiveofourown.org
April 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[Drabble] I do, I did, I will, I would
A soft moment under a cherry blossom tree, featuring gretson as old ladies 🌸
archiveofourown.org/works/64854916
A soft moment under a cherry blossom tree, featuring gretson as old ladies 🌸
archiveofourown.org/works/64854916
My mom: *talking inaudibly to me from upstairs while I’m in the kitchen*
Me: I can’t hear you!
My mom: WHAT?
Me: exactly
Me: I can’t hear you!
My mom: WHAT?
Me: exactly
April 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My mom: *talking inaudibly to me from upstairs while I’m in the kitchen*
Me: I can’t hear you!
My mom: WHAT?
Me: exactly
Me: I can’t hear you!
My mom: WHAT?
Me: exactly
BREAKING NEWS: local lesbian forgets that coffee exists at temperatures other than iced and receives a hot caramel macchiato because she didn’t specify to the barista that she wanted it iced, 7 dead 11 injured
April 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
BREAKING NEWS: local lesbian forgets that coffee exists at temperatures other than iced and receives a hot caramel macchiato because she didn’t specify to the barista that she wanted it iced, 7 dead 11 injured
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
Due to personal reasons I’m evil now
April 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Due to personal reasons I’m evil now
Actual sentences I just said out loud to Charlie: “Hey! Get out of my trash can! You may have stripes on your tail but you are not a raccoon.”
April 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Actual sentences I just said out loud to Charlie: “Hey! Get out of my trash can! You may have stripes on your tail but you are not a raccoon.”
April 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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It’s never enough time! Not being remotely brave about @ukulelekatie.bsky.social heading home. I want to go back to these moments! 😭
April 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s never enough time! Not being remotely brave about @ukulelekatie.bsky.social heading home. I want to go back to these moments! 😭
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Had an absolute blast seeing Space Shuttle Discovery today! I think my grand plan to make sure @ukulelekatie.bsky.social writes her astronaut!Gretson AU is working! 😉
April 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Had an absolute blast seeing Space Shuttle Discovery today! I think my grand plan to make sure @ukulelekatie.bsky.social writes her astronaut!Gretson AU is working! 😉