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Uglesett
@uglesett.bsky.social
Professional breaker of automation systems. Larper, gamer, reenacter, hobby photographer and all-round nerd. Cis-dude, he/him. 🏳️‍🌈 and 🏳️‍⚧️ friendly.

Halvtreds prosent Jyde. 🇳🇴🇩🇰
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Noen har tydeligvis utsatt seksåringen for Dragostea din tei.
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
🎶 "It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight" 🎶
A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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SSBs forslag til Valentines kort. En tråd. 🧵1/6

Nysgjerrig på hvem som får flest likes og reposts av disse.
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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POV: Rohypnolen begynner å slippe taket.
September 6, 2023 at 12:55 PM
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reint estetisk er det jo litt kjedeleg at høgresida har gått frå å fronta tilsynelatende folkelege butch kæber med kort hår til å heltedyrka to små kvite gutar som ser ut som at dei synest piffikrydder er sterkt og at dei kanskje, kanskje ikkje, har utkastet til eit manifest liggande under senga
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Jeg er egentlig ikke noen kjempefan av blends, men jeg er litt fristet til å kjøpe en flaske Ballantine's på lørdag til ære for @onkelmads.bsky.social.
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Oppdatering: Kjørte den på økoprogram, den har ikke tatt noe synlig skade i hvert fall 🤷‍♂️
Hm. Tåler matavfallsbøtten oppvaskmaskin, mon tro?
February 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Aldersverifisering?

VCR stands for
a. Very Confusing Record.
b. Visual Cartridge Recording.
c. Very Complete Record.
d. Video Cassette Recorder.
Aldersverifisering?

Russenavnet mitt var Tamagotchi
Aldervertifisering?

TV2 sier du? Skal Bergen ha sin egen TV-kanal også nå?
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Hm. Tåler matavfallsbøtten oppvaskmaskin, mon tro?
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"

"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."

"Have they taken over the world?"

"Not yet."

The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.

"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Reposting this with alt text.
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This is a real headline.

What even is the point of accounts like @nytpitchbot.bsky.social anymore?
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Apparently this is a day for me to discover Italian music, now a group going by "Master boot record".

Here are the track listings of some of their albums. You've got to respect their commitment to the bit.
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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- Non, monsieur, I do not knôw zis monsieur Zaglan of 'um you speek. I am a retired French shoemâker named Tonnours Chassepays, n'est ce pas?
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Ok, I'm a simple guy. If I stumble across a band that combines pipe organ and metal guitar riffs, chances are I'm going to like it.
KEYGEN CHURCH - La Chiave Del Mio Amor
YouTube video by KEYGEN CHURCH
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February 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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Discord should just do age verification like Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.

(And if you know what I'm even talking about, you're definitely old enough.)
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
This is absolute poetry.
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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Ved hvert veiskille har Norge valgt penger fremfor prinsipper. Når det ikke lenger var mulig å snakke om klima uten å ta opp norsk oljeutvinning sluttet Norge å snakke om klima. Mange fokuserte på natur i stedet som en slags botsøvelse. Men det begynner å bli vanskelig uten å nevne klima, så…
altså et føkk you til miljøbevegelsen🥲🥲
February 11, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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"Napoleon achieved his success by ignoring logistics" is a bold take when you consider that such successes include losing his entire army in Egypt due to logistics, losing his entire army in Russia due to logistics, turning the Peninsular War into a nightmare by replacing logistics with theft...
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Hvilke nye vinteridretter kunne folk tenkt seg å se på? Selv tenker jeg vi kan ta inspirasjon fra introen til "The Spy who Loved Me", og kombinere slalom og paragliding.
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Discord should just do age verification like Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.

(And if you know what I'm even talking about, you're definitely old enough.)
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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In this household we will be replacing Discord with Polycom VSX Video Coneference Phones running over 512K worth of ISDN connections.
February 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM