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happy 4/20
found some anticapitalist and anarchist zines in a little library while on a nightly walk. neat!
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
pro tip: if you use an em-dash (—) in your writing, people will think you used AI. so, use an en-dash (–) instead.

most people won't know the difference and will think it's still AI, and you'll piss off the pedantics too!
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i was working on a script to download Twitch third party emotes. right as i got the code all working, cloudflare went down and so did most of the emote sites.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
thinking about the fartcore banger cantina music from KotOR II
youtu.be/-KM4LtHJb…
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
sometimes the images on Wikipedia tell their own story
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad…
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
garfield discovers lactose intolerance
I'll never, EVER drink milk again as long as the sun gently sets...
October 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
picked up vermintide 2 to play with a friend cause it's stupid cheap right now, $1.49

store.steampowered.com/app/552500/W...
Save 95% on Warhammer: Vermintide 2 on Steam
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October 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
D.R.E.A.M.
Depression Rules Everyone Around Me
August 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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is this anything
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Why the fuck did he do that
August 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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get in loser we're going fishing.
August 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the pains of gaming mod UIs (Rimworld with RimHUD mod)
August 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
and lo, in my hour of need, did a trans angel appear to lift me from the depths of my despair
hallelujah, she was a top
July 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
babe wake up, new ios error just dropped
July 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
while you were playing create mod, i studied the blade
July 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
donkey kong bananza is a spiritual successor to donkey kong 64
July 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
now we have no hulk, no ozzy, and no jobs
July 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
celebrating 4 years of not having balls today!
July 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Uni :3
July 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
nya tuah

meow on that thang
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
a tiny spider crawled behind my computer screen 😟
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
my favorite ozzy clip
July 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
been playing around with a different Factorio Space Age start. 25x research cost, no enemies, many giant ore patches. plus mods that make building really easy like blueprint shotgun and fast movement.
July 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
personal affirmations
There are some good-hearted people in this world, and I hate mondays
July 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
if you keep more than 10 tabs open at all times, you are officially a Tab Pervert

normally i'm a fan of deviant behavior, but for tabs? disgusting
July 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM