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IT/ITS GARFIELD PERVERT

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found some anticapitalist and anarchist zines in a little library while on a nightly walk. neat!
Six zines with names like Anarcho-Transhuman, Xenofeminism, and The Free Market as Full Communism
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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BREAKING: I have discovered the en-dash is also known as the nut dash.

NUT DASH
Wikipedia: The en dash, en rule, or nut dash – is traditionally half the width of an em dash.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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sometimes the images on Wikipedia tell their own story
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad…
Two photos on Wikipedia&10;Last day in a Tanzanian school: Students joyfully running out of school&10;First day in an American school: Children line up peacefully to enter an American school building for the first day.
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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the pains of gaming mod UIs (Rimworld with RimHUD mod)
August 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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babe wake up, new ios error just dropped
Screenshot of iOS Safari. The tab is blank, and gray text in the middle of it states: A problem repeatedly occurred on “(null)”.
July 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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i had a banana split last night to celebrate.
felt poetic, hehe
Banana split on a table outside
July 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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a tiny spider crawled behind my computer screen 😟
Picture of a computer screen with a tiny spider faintly visible on the other side of the screen. A more zoomed in photo of the spider on a white background.
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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my favorite ozzy clip
July 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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been playing around with a different Factorio Space Age start. 25x research cost, no enemies, many giant ore patches. plus mods that make building really easy like blueprint shotgun and fast movement.
Factorio in-game screenshot of a large mid-game base, with many ore patches visible. Mod list: Base mod Elevated Rails Quality Space Age Adaptive Movement Speed Auto Deconstruct Auto Placer Belt Thread Upgrades Blueprint Sandboxes Blueprint Shotgun Crafting Queue Enhancements Factorio Library Mining Patch Planner Ore Eraser P.U.M.P. Production Statistics Monitor HUD Rate Calculator Sort me Squeak Through 2 Stats GUI Text Plates Toolbars
July 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Is it really possible for a [digital only] girl and a [physical media] boy to be in a relationship? Background is a cowboy on a truck.
June 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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you are now aware of dog bites
The corner of an envelope with a US flag stamp. The cancellation features a dog face and the words “Dog Bite Awareness #DogBiteAwareness”
June 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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weed
A parking lot light pole by a road. “weed” is spray painted on it with crude lettering. Zoomed in edit of previous image.
June 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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oh my GOD
Screenshot of iOS Safari open to a Medium page. The page is overrun with 3 different distracting modal dialogs. Only a fourth of the page is visible, and the headline is cut off.
May 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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everything reminds me of her...
A YouTube thumbnail showcasing a hand holding a pressure gauge next to a system of PVC pipes with water flowing from a joint. The title displayed is "Why Pipes Move Underground" by Practical Engineering, with emphasis on "PIPE THRUST FORCES."
May 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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play the run out, doshin cat
@psyouloveme.bsky.social
A frame from the classic keyboard cat video, with the cat's head replaced with Doshin the Giant's head. The arms are painted poorly with Doshin yellow.
May 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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have you heard the good news?
a suburban house with a fence and some kind of sign in the window facing the street zoomed in, you can now see “BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN” on some kind of cloth or flag hanging inside the window. some of the letters aren’t visible, but the message is pretty clear.
April 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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me at 2am: I should print a garfield buddha
A 3d printed figure of buddha with Garfield’s face in shiny purple color, held in front of a beam of sunlight
April 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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happy 4/20
A pipe with Garfield on the end filled with burning weed
April 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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a poignant reminder in dark times
To fulfill my social duty—to do my duty to my kind—I must feel a concern for all mankind. I must remember that we humans were created for one another, that we were born, says Marcus, to work together the way our hands or eyelids do. Therefore, in all I do, I must have as my goal “the service and harmony of all.” More precisely, “I am bound to do good to my fellow-creatures and bear with them.” MARCUS, IT SHOULD BE CLEAR, rejects the notion of doing our social duty in a selective manner. In particular, we cannot simply avoid dealing with annoying people, even though doing so would make our own life easier. Nor can we capitulate to these annoying people to avoid discord. Instead, Marcus declares, we should confront them and work for the common welfare. Indeed, we should “show true love” to the people with whom destiny has surrounded us
April 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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from www.goodreads.com/book/show/56...
In the Meditations, Marcus explains the nature of this social duty. The gods, he says, created us for a reason—created us, as he puts it, “for some duty.” In the same way that the function of a fig tree is to do a fig tree’s work, the function of a dog is to do a dog’s work, and the function of a bee is to do a bee’s work, the function of a man is to do man’s work—to perform, that is, the function for which the gods created us. What, then, is the function of man? Our primary function, the Stoics thought, is to be rational. To discover our secondary functions, we need only apply our reasoning ability. What we will discover is that we were designed to live among other people and interact with them in a manner that is mutually advantageous; we will discover, says Musonius, that [quotes highlighted] “human nature is very much like that of bees. A bee is not able to live alone: it perishes when isolated.” We will likewise discover that, as Marcus puts it, “fellowship is the purpose behind our creation.” Thus, a person who performs well the function of man will be both rational and social.
April 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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reminds me of Star Trek The Animated Series
Crew of Star Trek TAS
April 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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ty @taveshi.bsky.social for bringing my silly garfield ideas to life
Panel 1: Jon Arbuckle, an anthropomorphic dog, is looking at a newspaper and reaching for an object on an empty end table. Panel 2: Jon looks at the viewer and thinks, "Now where could my pipe be?" Panel 3: A speech bubble from Jon says "Gothfield!" Gothfield is dressed as a goth girl in fishnets and skirt, and is smoking Jon's pipe with a smug face.
April 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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bsky.app/profile/shen...
Narration: "My friends sometimes ask:" / A happy yellow-colored guy asking, "How are you?" Narration: "And I say:" / A red guy in a yellow Doshin face mask says, "I'm good!" / Narration: "But that's a lie." Narration: "There's a lot I'm holding in. The truth is, I'm not good." The masked guy is in the foreground, looking down, as the other guy walks away whistling to himself in the background. He takes off the mask, revealing Jashin's sinister, sharp toothed grinning face. Narration: "I'm evil."
April 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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behold: my 3d printer massively fucking up and printing spaghetti
(I messed up the slicer settings)
April 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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crying because of how tiny these handheld retro console are
youtu.be/b4VRDDMCG90
YouTube still of a tiny handheld game console clamshell only a few inches long
April 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM