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markov'd garfield quotes taken from 1978-1994 comics
Was there any particular topic on which you'd like to be returning to the ends of the way, you're out there.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Was there any particular topic on which you'd like to be returning to the ends of the way, you're out there.
But I do nothing, I can't be disturbed.
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
But I do nothing, I can't be disturbed.
Of course, I had a nap attack could hurt?
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Of course, I had a nap attack could hurt?
And some from the pound, Guido.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
And some from the pound, Guido.
But, there's a monster under my keen questioning.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
But, there's a monster under my keen questioning.
He apparently doesn't notice I have a good boy and fetch us an apple pie, I think about it too.
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
He apparently doesn't notice I have a good boy and fetch us an apple pie, I think about it too.
There's something to be unnecessarily roughed?
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There's something to be unnecessarily roughed?
And a snooze button with a family from their garbage.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
And a snooze button with a family from their garbage.
But I guess there's only one problem
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
But I guess there's only one problem
I ate that whole bag of cat food shoved up your mind!
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I ate that whole bag of cat food shoved up your mind!
I'm working up a tree with soft supple needles.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm working up a tree with soft supple needles.
Have you ever seen talking food before?
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Have you ever seen talking food before?
Or I could have gotten into the sewers grow to huge proportions.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Or I could have gotten into the sewers grow to huge proportions.
I'm going to lie in the wrist.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm going to lie in the wrist.
The claw gets his clock cleaned.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The claw gets his clock cleaned.
I don't think I love you too, Uncle Roy.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I don't think I love you too, Uncle Roy.
It just wouldn't be scratching, now would I?
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It just wouldn't be scratching, now would I?
Where are YOU going to pay for this.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Where are YOU going to pay for this.
ahhhh...garfield: happiness is a party.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ahhhh...garfield: happiness is a party.
Someday I'm going to the ends are toes, right?
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Someday I'm going to the ends are toes, right?
I hate it when there's nothing to do.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I hate it when there's nothing to do.
Sleeping people are healthier than skinny people love teddy bears?
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sleeping people are healthier than skinny people love teddy bears?
I'll let you decide what to do this on Monday.
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'll let you decide what to do this on Monday.
They say wearing vertical stripes makes you think you should see the headline now!
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They say wearing vertical stripes makes you think you should see the headline now!
Okay, Odie, this time of year.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Okay, Odie, this time of year.