your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
man what a great night for the haters, gotta take these when you can get em
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
man what a great night for the haters, gotta take these when you can get em
made that mfer retire before the two minute warning, the vibes are IMMACULATE
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
made that mfer retire before the two minute warning, the vibes are IMMACULATE
REST IN PISS OLD MAN, YOU’RE WELCOME AMERICA
if the texans put the chiefs and aaron rodgers in the dirt in the same season we are officially america’s team, those are the rules
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
REST IN PISS OLD MAN, YOU’RE WELCOME AMERICA
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i feel badly for tyler loop but amazing for all of us who get to watch the texans crush aaron rodgers into a fine paste
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i feel badly for tyler loop but amazing for all of us who get to watch the texans crush aaron rodgers into a fine paste
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Aaron Rodgers slow motion car crash
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Aaron Rodgers slow motion car crash
punt on first down and make rodgers stay out there
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
punt on first down and make rodgers stay out there
that’s my defense tho 🥹
man i should not have to be this stressed out by the score while watching this defense, this should be like 24-3 or something
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
that’s my defense tho 🥹
what in the actual fuck
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
what in the actual fuck
man i should not have to be this stressed out by the score while watching this defense, this should be like 24-3 or something
January 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
man i should not have to be this stressed out by the score while watching this defense, this should be like 24-3 or something
stroud is seeing fucking ghosts in the pocket, roll that man out
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
stroud is seeing fucking ghosts in the pocket, roll that man out
you know outside of the one (1) absolutely crushing blunder per drive the offense has actually been pretty good
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
you know outside of the one (1) absolutely crushing blunder per drive the offense has actually been pretty good
jesus christ man how do you fumble twice in the same play
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
jesus christ man how do you fumble twice in the same play
STAY DOWN OLD MAN
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
STAY DOWN OLD MAN
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This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
is smokey the bear dying
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
is smokey the bear dying
nick caley you motherfucker, you absolute son of a bitch
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
nick caley you motherfucker, you absolute son of a bitch
if the texans put the chiefs and aaron rodgers in the dirt in the same season we are officially america’s team, those are the rules
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
if the texans put the chiefs and aaron rodgers in the dirt in the same season we are officially america’s team, those are the rules
indiana is really going to win a national championship in football what in the fucking world is going on
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
indiana is really going to win a national championship in football what in the fucking world is going on
lineman just belly to belly suplexed his running back into the end zone, a majestic work of art
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
lineman just belly to belly suplexed his running back into the end zone, a majestic work of art
since abbott and txdot decided texas cities can't have rainbow crosswalks, san antonio is removing theirs and expanding to four blocks of rainbow sidewalks instead
San Antonio begins rainbow sidewalk installation as rainbow crosswalk is slated for removal
The City of San Antonio has started preparing the sidewalks on N. Main Avenue to be painted in rainbow colors. The city is being forced to remove a rainbow crosswalk at Evergreen and Main by the Texas...
www.tpr.org
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
since abbott and txdot decided texas cities can't have rainbow crosswalks, san antonio is removing theirs and expanding to four blocks of rainbow sidewalks instead
distracting myself from the endless horrors by thinking very strongly about mike mcdaniels and kliff kingsbury, houston texans co-offensive coordinators
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
distracting myself from the endless horrors by thinking very strongly about mike mcdaniels and kliff kingsbury, houston texans co-offensive coordinators
i would like to note here that i spent at least eight hours moderating my own thoughts before allowing myself to post today. completely unrelated to anything, there’s one guy out there tonight who i hope finds it within himself to balance the moral ledger on his day.
Everyone deserves a medal for not saying the things they want to say today and not posting anything that could be considered a crime, good job everyone 🏅
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
i would like to note here that i spent at least eight hours moderating my own thoughts before allowing myself to post today. completely unrelated to anything, there’s one guy out there tonight who i hope finds it within himself to balance the moral ledger on his day.
today just feels very dark. we’ve descended so far, so fast. if he gets away with it, it’s a permission slip for every rage fueled asshole to get paid for anonymously murdering anyone who make them angry
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
today just feels very dark. we’ve descended so far, so fast. if he gets away with it, it’s a permission slip for every rage fueled asshole to get paid for anonymously murdering anyone who make them angry
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im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
i feel badly for tyler loop but amazing for all of us who get to watch the texans crush aaron rodgers into a fine paste
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i feel badly for tyler loop but amazing for all of us who get to watch the texans crush aaron rodgers into a fine paste