chris
@tyzyn.bsky.social
ai person. socialist. fermentation nerd. i'm here, i'm queer, i'm from tyne and wear.
he / they 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
he / they 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
officially a zone 1.5 baddie
August 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
officially a zone 1.5 baddie
genuinely losing in, what is the food in this tesco advert
July 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
genuinely losing in, what is the food in this tesco advert
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We don't talk enough about what the bowl plate has done for us as culinarily inclined gay people
July 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We don't talk enough about what the bowl plate has done for us as culinarily inclined gay people
🎶 My Euro, Euro, Euro Country 🎶
a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
🎶 My Euro, Euro, Euro Country 🎶
announcing my candidacy for london mayor under a single issue platform of "ban school trips"
July 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
announcing my candidacy for london mayor under a single issue platform of "ban school trips"
i like how the sultana/corbyn party didn't quite stick the landing and so labour were like "aw let's give them a helping hand"
July 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i like how the sultana/corbyn party didn't quite stick the landing and so labour were like "aw let's give them a helping hand"
i genuinely don't think i could bring myself to care about this story if i tried
July 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
i genuinely don't think i could bring myself to care about this story if i tried
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's labubu
July 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's labubu
it's actually causing my brain to seep out my nose watching all the right wing journalists that queued up to defend people inciting violence during the southport riots going "um actually we have laws in this country that stop you from inciting violence against a group" in regards to THE IDF !
July 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
it's actually causing my brain to seep out my nose watching all the right wing journalists that queued up to defend people inciting violence during the southport riots going "um actually we have laws in this country that stop you from inciting violence against a group" in regards to THE IDF !
need you freaks that actually enjoy summer to explain what is good about it being thirty degrees celcius at 8pm
July 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
need you freaks that actually enjoy summer to explain what is good about it being thirty degrees celcius at 8pm
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when we eat the rich i'm going to knaw on the thames water ceo's leg like a bit of rotisserie chicken
June 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
when we eat the rich i'm going to knaw on the thames water ceo's leg like a bit of rotisserie chicken
officially my 13th reason
June 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
officially my 13th reason
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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
fourth lot of cmat tickets purchased this year lol, does this make me a groupie
June 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
fourth lot of cmat tickets purchased this year lol, does this make me a groupie
the jamie oliver petrol station
June 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
the jamie oliver petrol station
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““They confirmed that I need to wear a female swimming costume despite having to compete with the men”
The contradictions of the EHRC never end
The contradictions of the EHRC never end
A trans woman forced to compete in a men’s category swimming competition protested the governing body’s trans-exclusionary policies by swimming topless.
Trans woman swims topless in protest at being forced to swim with men
A trans woman chose to compete in a Swim England competition topless after she was forced into the male category.
www.thepinknews.com
June 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
““They confirmed that I need to wear a female swimming costume despite having to compete with the men”
The contradictions of the EHRC never end
The contradictions of the EHRC never end
i'm not jet lagged, my body clock tea is just in its flop era
June 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i'm not jet lagged, my body clock tea is just in its flop era
if you're the sort of person that pays for their bag to be wrapped in cling film at the airport you actually need to get "certified mug" tattooed across your forehead
June 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
if you're the sort of person that pays for their bag to be wrapped in cling film at the airport you actually need to get "certified mug" tattooed across your forehead
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Got called transphobic by Chat GPT earlier lads
June 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Got called transphobic by Chat GPT earlier lads
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[average BBC article]
A strawberry grown in Dumfries has been named the largest in the UK, at the 73rd annual Fruit Growers Festival. 'I'm delighted,' said winning participant, 68 year old Roger Lennox. 'It's my 4th time entering and I'm so pleased.'
However, when we spoke to Sex Matters
A strawberry grown in Dumfries has been named the largest in the UK, at the 73rd annual Fruit Growers Festival. 'I'm delighted,' said winning participant, 68 year old Roger Lennox. 'It's my 4th time entering and I'm so pleased.'
However, when we spoke to Sex Matters
June 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
[average BBC article]
A strawberry grown in Dumfries has been named the largest in the UK, at the 73rd annual Fruit Growers Festival. 'I'm delighted,' said winning participant, 68 year old Roger Lennox. 'It's my 4th time entering and I'm so pleased.'
However, when we spoke to Sex Matters
A strawberry grown in Dumfries has been named the largest in the UK, at the 73rd annual Fruit Growers Festival. 'I'm delighted,' said winning participant, 68 year old Roger Lennox. 'It's my 4th time entering and I'm so pleased.'
However, when we spoke to Sex Matters
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Judi Dench-backed rebels seized a nature site 250 miles north of the capital today.
Why are they reporting it like it's a paramilitary coup?
May 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Judi Dench-backed rebels seized a nature site 250 miles north of the capital today.