tyler, not from the internet
@tylerkeen.bsky.social
Dumb f#ck, hiker, reader, gamer, Caledonian Braves Owner, wannabe entrepreneur, breaker of things, meat smoker, 4Runner tinkerer.
Ordered a double Patron repo before my flight. #mistakesweremade
September 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ordered a double Patron repo before my flight. #mistakesweremade
Double toasting at Subway is S-tier
September 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Double toasting at Subway is S-tier
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Taco Tuesday has a different ring to it when ICE kicks down the door.
June 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Taco Tuesday has a different ring to it when ICE kicks down the door.
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
I'm about to break out my shillelagh over this shit.
April 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm about to break out my shillelagh over this shit.
I'm sure I'm yelling into an empty hallway, but SWA can suck a fat one with them removing free bags. It just kicks the little guy and encourages even more people to attempt to carry luggage on.
March 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm sure I'm yelling into an empty hallway, but SWA can suck a fat one with them removing free bags. It just kicks the little guy and encourages even more people to attempt to carry luggage on.
I forgot to do this yesterday. Fuck Nazis. Especially Illinois Nazis.
January 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I forgot to do this yesterday. Fuck Nazis. Especially Illinois Nazis.
I really want some brown drink but was really trying to give myself two days of detox.
January 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I really want some brown drink but was really trying to give myself two days of detox.
Stopped back by bsky after a trip to Reddit. They've got some self importance misconceptions.
January 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Stopped back by bsky after a trip to Reddit. They've got some self importance misconceptions.
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I hope the bridges I burn light your way in 2025.
December 30, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I hope the bridges I burn light your way in 2025.
Just the tip.
December 30, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Just the tip.
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It was fine when they were doing it to black people, but now they’re doing it to ME! bsky.app/profile/ronf...
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
It was fine when they were doing it to black people, but now they’re doing it to ME! bsky.app/profile/ronf...
Me: How are we this morning?
My brain: Great!
Me: Then why is my right frontal cortex pounding in pain?
My brain: *humming* Just another manic Monday....
My brain: Great!
Me: Then why is my right frontal cortex pounding in pain?
My brain: *humming* Just another manic Monday....
December 20, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Me: How are we this morning?
My brain: Great!
Me: Then why is my right frontal cortex pounding in pain?
My brain: *humming* Just another manic Monday....
My brain: Great!
Me: Then why is my right frontal cortex pounding in pain?
My brain: *humming* Just another manic Monday....
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I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.
December 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.
This is the drivel that AI produces. The story doesn't even speak to the title. It just oddly references camaraderie, (Solstice) baking and reddit quotes. What trash. #destiny2 www.zleague.gg/theportal/de...
Destiny 2: Players Rave About the New Mask of Fealty Exotic
Fans celebrate Bungie's new Mask of Fealty Exotic, sharing epic gameplay experiences and humorous comments in the Destiny 2 community.
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December 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
This is the drivel that AI produces. The story doesn't even speak to the title. It just oddly references camaraderie, (Solstice) baking and reddit quotes. What trash. #destiny2 www.zleague.gg/theportal/de...
I feel like we're due for another Ray Bradbury inventing religion event soon. Shit's getting stale.
December 15, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I feel like we're due for another Ray Bradbury inventing religion event soon. Shit's getting stale.
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Hey, at least they’re giving the land a vote in their maps—finally, representation for dirt and trees!
December 15, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Hey, at least they’re giving the land a vote in their maps—finally, representation for dirt and trees!
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Election fraud and caravans.
Disappeared like farts in the wind, didn’t they?
Disappeared like farts in the wind, didn’t they?
December 15, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Election fraud and caravans.
Disappeared like farts in the wind, didn’t they?
Disappeared like farts in the wind, didn’t they?
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if you saw me post a typo you should tell me in the replies people famously love that
December 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM
if you saw me post a typo you should tell me in the replies people famously love that
Wondering is @stilldan.bsky.social really Unidan....
December 15, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Wondering is @stilldan.bsky.social really Unidan....