I get aphasia.. does that add to my awesomeness? I don't know JJ Abrams tho.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... That's uncalled for. Fig newtons are most definitely Cincinnati... Possibly Detroit. They have endearing qualities but you just have to look for them.

Bet

{insert swooning woman here}.. Save the weak and feeble women and children 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Loser.... I mean... Your bard probably got his ass kicked by an Ogre.

I hear ya. There is so much to hike and see. It was busy so there were a ton of people but it was worth every minute. Lots of small trash left about due to lazy inexperienced hikers but still beautiful.

That's a solid price. Each area has a lot to do. Banff is wonderful but I am not sure it's more than a day wonderful. It was summer for me tho.

The four vodkas I've already had today made me include a second unnecessary "really". You get to choose which one didn't apply.

I just prefer manslaughter. It ages well.

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