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just a weeb with cats and dogs and chickens and cars and tattoos. seattle sports fan
I'm gonna 100% the mgs3 remake. and a dozen other games probably.
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026

I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
one time I was at a hawks game on acid, having a grand ol time and chatting it up in the beer line with a nice older woman. she gave me a $50 bill and said "let me buy your beers today." I tried to decline but she insisted.
I would like to hear about a time someone, a stranger even, was very kind to you without any prompting, ulterior motive, or strings attached.
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
where i'd live. west coast best coast.
December 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
seahawks 3/3 when I'm in attendance this season. 5/5 last two seasons.

probably 30/35ish overall if I had to guess. I could probably figure it out if I went back and searched my ticketmaster/stubhub history for the last 15 years.
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i wish I could hear what puka really thinks about that incomplete catch call in the last seconds of the game.. you just know he believes that was a catch.
December 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
a burrito supreme is $7
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
all of the social media sites decided to reduce content moderation to appease the right wing grievance folks, and all that happened is they're all way more racist. can't open an instagram comment section on ANYTHING without doscovering new slurs and other expressions of bigotry.
December 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
just finished my hero academia.

it was never a favorite, i mostly just watched it for the sake of keeping up.. but that final season was well worth it. pure payoff, beginning to end.

really great stuff, tied up in a neat little bow and all. a joy.
December 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Shedeur Weiss. All Barrys name their kid that.
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
tyler's grilled cheese: american cheese on white bread. mayo instead of butter – trust me I get it i'm not a huge mayo guy either but its just better. and a dash of garlic salt on each side of the sandwich during cooking

this one also features a wedge of laughing cow between the slices of american
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
probably not gonna 100% this one because the early game is such a slog and there's no NG+

still, among the best of modern RPGs. really unique mechanics across the board, and nothing comes easy; not for the impatient. the realistic setting does limit it a bit compared to high fantasy alternatives.
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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There should be a three foot long blade that shoots out of your phones camera and kills you the moment you start to make a front facing video
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Live. Laugh. Fuck the Rams.
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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best team in the fucking world, get off our nuts bitch
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
you all can thank me for that win.. everything good happened while I was away from my seat, so I left after the rams OT touchdown.

its only weird if it doesnt work.
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
at least I'm getting my money's worth
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this is energy I havent felt in this stadium in a long time. love it. worth every penny
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
spent 4 hours driving over the pass today, in the snow, to come see this bullshit
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
fuckin orange cat just hard powered-down my PC, right at the end of a particularly annoying KCD mission. switched off the power strip.
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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good to get outside once in a while and watch a dog take a shit
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM