Tyson Fisher
@tyfisher.bsky.social
Journalist. Husband. Stepfather. Disc dog dad. In no particular order. #kubball #Royals #ChiefsKingdom #HotTakes
New rule: small penises are now called Bubba Trump shrimp.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
New rule: small penises are now called Bubba Trump shrimp.
Here's your much-needed feel-good, palate-cleanser story: apnews.com/article/orca...
Seal escapes orca hunt by jumping onto photographer's boat
A wildlife photographer captured a dramatic encounter on video between a harbor seal and a pod of killer whales.
apnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Here's your much-needed feel-good, palate-cleanser story: apnews.com/article/orca...
Oh. Cool. The lawsuit against Texas should drop any minute then.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh. Cool. The lawsuit against Texas should drop any minute then.
Can verify. The notice was on our fridge like a child's finger painting when we shared an apartment.
Banned from Ameristar casinos. But it's since been lifted!
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can verify. The notice was on our fridge like a child's finger painting when we shared an apartment.
You would think very powerful people would be smart enough not to have insanely sensitive and damaging conversations via Gmail and text. Not unless you are preserving that information for future reference ...
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You would think very powerful people would be smart enough not to have insanely sensitive and damaging conversations via Gmail and text. Not unless you are preserving that information for future reference ...
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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
I'm starting to think that it would have been better for Trump if he had kept Epstein alive. A dead man can't dispute damaging evidence.
a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them
ALT: a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm starting to think that it would have been better for Trump if he had kept Epstein alive. A dead man can't dispute damaging evidence.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Pretty sure the only reason to go to Alaska is to see the Northern Lights, and now I don't have to.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Pretty sure the only reason to go to Alaska is to see the Northern Lights, and now I don't have to.
Get outside right now! #NorthernLights
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Get outside right now! #NorthernLights
The average age of the Democratic senators who sabotaged the shutdown showdown (not counting man-child Fetterman) is 72 years old. Including Fetterman, it's almost 70. None of them is up for reelection next year, and a few are retiring. We need recall elections for Congress.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The average age of the Democratic senators who sabotaged the shutdown showdown (not counting man-child Fetterman) is 72 years old. Including Fetterman, it's almost 70. None of them is up for reelection next year, and a few are retiring. We need recall elections for Congress.
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
Getting caught up with South Park, and Stephen Miller Nosferatu is 👨🍳💋
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Getting caught up with South Park, and Stephen Miller Nosferatu is 👨🍳💋
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Probably just a coincidence, but Intuit's (TurboTax) total political contributions last year were under $800k, overwhelmingly Democrats. But then it donated $1M to Trump's inauguration. I couldn't find a similar gift to previous inaugurations. apnews.com/article/irs-...
IRS Direct File won't be available next year. Here's what that means for taxpayers
The Trump administration has decided not to offer the IRS' electronic tax filing system for free next year, and its future is unclear.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Probably just a coincidence, but Intuit's (TurboTax) total political contributions last year were under $800k, overwhelmingly Democrats. But then it donated $1M to Trump's inauguration. I couldn't find a similar gift to previous inaugurations. apnews.com/article/irs-...
It's bad enough that a judge has to force the federal government to resume funding for FOOD assistance. But the federal government filing an emergency bid to block that order is a bold strategy that can backfire in the midterm election. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/s...
SNAP benefits: Trump admin seeks emergency block on order to pay food stamps in full
The Trump administration tried not to pay for any food stamps in November because of the government shutdown. It now proposes partial SNAP benefits.
www.cnbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It's bad enough that a judge has to force the federal government to resume funding for FOOD assistance. But the federal government filing an emergency bid to block that order is a bold strategy that can backfire in the midterm election. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/s...
Today marks the second consecutive month of no employment report from the federal government because of the shutdown. I suppose you can make any claim about the economy when there's no official data available to refute it. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump's bright view of the economy doesn't match what voters are seeing
NBC News exit polls from Tuesday's elections showed voters are deeply worried about pocketbook issues and the direction of the country.
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Today marks the second consecutive month of no employment report from the federal government because of the shutdown. I suppose you can make any claim about the economy when there's no official data available to refute it. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Someone having a medical emergency during a press conference with White House health officials is almost as symbolic as the photos of the White House demolition.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Someone having a medical emergency during a press conference with White House health officials is almost as symbolic as the photos of the White House demolition.
If you thought Cocaine Bear was wild, life is crazier than fiction. Three monkeys got loose in Mississippi after a crash. Only one made it out alive. One was shot by a mother, the other shot by a preacher. I'm guessing the gun of the person who found the third jammed. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Small-town preacher shoots one of last lab monkeys that escaped Mississippi crash
George Barnett, 45, a church leader and avid hunter, is the second civilian to shoot one of the escaped research monkeys in the past few days.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you thought Cocaine Bear was wild, life is crazier than fiction. Three monkeys got loose in Mississippi after a crash. Only one made it out alive. One was shot by a mother, the other shot by a preacher. I'm guessing the gun of the person who found the third jammed. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
A self-driving car killed a human being seven years ago, but apparently killing a cat is what prompts government officials to look into more autonomous vehicle oversight. 🤦♂️ thehill.com/policy/energ...
thehill.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A self-driving car killed a human being seven years ago, but apparently killing a cat is what prompts government officials to look into more autonomous vehicle oversight. 🤦♂️ thehill.com/policy/energ...
My holiday bonus at work came early this year.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My holiday bonus at work came early this year.
The future of liberal, progressive politics in the U.S. doesn't necessarily hinge on the success of Mamdani, but a lot is riding on it. That's why the current White House administration will do everything it can to see him fail. Godspeed, NYC!
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The future of liberal, progressive politics in the U.S. doesn't necessarily hinge on the success of Mamdani, but a lot is riding on it. That's why the current White House administration will do everything it can to see him fail. Godspeed, NYC!
“DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT SANDWICH?”
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT SANDWICH?”
This thread is WILD and a scene that would have ended up on the "Idiocracy" editing floor for being TOO stupid.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This thread is WILD and a scene that would have ended up on the "Idiocracy" editing floor for being TOO stupid.