Tyson Fisher
@tyfisher.bsky.social
Journalist. Husband. Stepfather. Disc dog dad. In no particular order. #kubball #Royals #HotTakes
I absolutely hate it when people make this hypothetical argument. If Butker made that field goal it would have altered everything that happened afterwards, i.e. the butterfly effect. You can't just tack on the extra points assuming everything else happened exactly the same.
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I absolutely hate it when people make this hypothetical argument. If Butker made that field goal it would have altered everything that happened afterwards, i.e. the butterfly effect. You can't just tack on the extra points assuming everything else happened exactly the same.
Another reason why I hate this 6-7 meme: It's now the Chiefs record. 😩
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Another reason why I hate this 6-7 meme: It's now the Chiefs record. 😩
Back at the Comedy Club of KC. My wife saw this guy on TikTok, so here we are.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Back at the Comedy Club of KC. My wife saw this guy on TikTok, so here we are.
I've only had this much of my Americano, and I already need a Xanax. 🤪
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I've only had this much of my Americano, and I already need a Xanax. 🤪
I need gift ideas for my MAGA dad that has literally zero interests and hobbies.
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I need gift ideas for my MAGA dad that has literally zero interests and hobbies.
Add "Cited in a Supreme Court amicus brief" to my résumé : www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...
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December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Add "Cited in a Supreme Court amicus brief" to my résumé : www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...
If you still can't understand why Bad Bunny is headlining the Super Bowl halftime show, it's probably racism.
Spotify Wrapped is here. And Bad Bunny is the platform's most-streamed artist for 2025. That means he has ended Taylor Swift's two-year reign in the top spot.
Spotify Wrapped 2025 is here and Bad Bunny has dethroned Taylor Swift as most-streamed artist
Spotify Wrapped is here. And Bad Bunny is the platform's most-streamed artist for 2025. That means he has ended Taylor Swift's two-year reign in the top spot.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you still can't understand why Bad Bunny is headlining the Super Bowl halftime show, it's probably racism.
Not exactly the Chalmers Miracle Three play. 🤦♂️
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Not exactly the Chalmers Miracle Three play. 🤦♂️
Can any French speakers verify that Beauvais is French for Beavis?
#RHOBH Garcelle Beauvais Commented On Her Dating Life Post-RHOBH
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Garcelle Beauvais Commented On Her Dating Life Post-RHOBH
Actress/Executive Producer Garcelle Beauvais is having "fun" dating since leaving the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. In an interview with Us Weekly,
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December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Can any French speakers verify that Beauvais is French for Beavis?
I'm guessing Michael Dell WAS in the Epstein files.
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm guessing Michael Dell WAS in the Epstein files.
The good thing about today is that I can bust open the KC Bier Co. advent calendar. 🍻
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The good thing about today is that I can bust open the KC Bier Co. advent calendar. 🍻
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Happy Cyber Monday from the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future!
November 27, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Happy Cyber Monday from the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future!
To everyone who prefers winter over summer: You're a psychopath.
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
To everyone who prefers winter over summer: You're a psychopath.
This is your annual reminder that most Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals are full of shit. You can check Amazon price history of products at CamelCamelCamel.com. For example, 60% off a kid's step stool is legit. However, half off Beats Studio Pro headphones is mostly bogus.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is your annual reminder that most Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals are full of shit. You can check Amazon price history of products at CamelCamelCamel.com. For example, 60% off a kid's step stool is legit. However, half off Beats Studio Pro headphones is mostly bogus.
When you're the pope, they let you do a LOT of things ...
when you're the pope they let you do this
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When you're the pope, they let you do a LOT of things ...
This is the worst third down defense I have ever seen.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is the worst third down defense I have ever seen.
#ChiefsKingdom embarrassment keeps piling on. 🤦♂️
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
#ChiefsKingdom embarrassment keeps piling on. 🤦♂️
Tennessee fouling with 37 seconds left is what sealed the game.
a man in a robe is sitting in a chair and smiling .
ALT: a man in a robe is sitting in a chair and smiling .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Tennessee fouling with 37 seconds left is what sealed the game.
Moneyline that Full Self-Driving mode was engaged: -∞
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Moneyline that Full Self-Driving mode was engaged: -∞
Invocation of the Insurrection Act in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....
BREAKING: Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
Two National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says
Two National Guard soldiers were shot Wednesday near the White House and their conditions aren’t immediately known, according to a law enforcement official not authorized to discuss the matter publicly and spoke to AP on condition of anonymity.Emergency vehicles were seen responding to the area.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Invocation of the Insurrection Act in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....
"The negotiations were enabled by a law enacted during the Biden administration without any Republican votes." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/h...
U.S. Announces Negotiated Prices for 15 Drugs Under Medicare
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November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"The negotiations were enabled by a law enacted during the Biden administration without any Republican votes." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/h...
Republicans are BIGLY SCARED of a petition challenging Missouri's gerrymandering efforts.
FYI, those petitions are 100% legal and legit. No court has ruled otherwise. An attorney general investigation doesn't mean anything.
FYI, those petitions are 100% legal and legit. No court has ruled otherwise. An attorney general investigation doesn't mean anything.
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Republicans are BIGLY SCARED of a petition challenging Missouri's gerrymandering efforts.
FYI, those petitions are 100% legal and legit. No court has ruled otherwise. An attorney general investigation doesn't mean anything.
FYI, those petitions are 100% legal and legit. No court has ruled otherwise. An attorney general investigation doesn't mean anything.
How I want to respond to every email
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
How I want to respond to every email