TyBallz
@tyballz.bsky.social
Canadian. Sarcastic. Harmless - Unless you're a piece of shit towards others.. then, "Eat shit and die, kthxbai"
#nofilter no seriously, sometimes I deserve the scolding. (But I DO try my best).
Meow! <3
Bot OF accounts piss off. I can find my own porn Thx
#nofilter no seriously, sometimes I deserve the scolding. (But I DO try my best).
Meow! <3
Bot OF accounts piss off. I can find my own porn Thx
Listening to November Rain, while theres Freezing Rain falling outside. Free skating!
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Listening to November Rain, while theres Freezing Rain falling outside. Free skating!
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repost this if you can’t wait to go home and lay down
October 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
repost this if you can’t wait to go home and lay down
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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
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What if everyone masturbating disappeared at once? Call that a fapture
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What if everyone masturbating disappeared at once? Call that a fapture
Silly shit. Stupid shit.
Because I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I want to see the ground give way
I want to watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I want to see it go right in and down
I want to watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Learn to swim.
Because I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I want to see the ground give way
I want to watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I want to see it go right in and down
I want to watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Learn to swim.
September 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Silly shit. Stupid shit.
Because I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I want to see the ground give way
I want to watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I want to see it go right in and down
I want to watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Learn to swim.
Because I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I want to see the ground give way
I want to watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I want to see it go right in and down
I want to watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Learn to swim.
Logging in to a notification with a big highlighted Jerry post is not the way I envisioned my day starting.
September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Logging in to a notification with a big highlighted Jerry post is not the way I envisioned my day starting.
I really dislike sounding like one of those conspiracy morons, but does this not seem all quite convenient, and timely?
Btw:
(Murder is wrong, even if it's against hateful twats)
Btw:
(Murder is wrong, even if it's against hateful twats)
September 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I really dislike sounding like one of those conspiracy morons, but does this not seem all quite convenient, and timely?
Btw:
(Murder is wrong, even if it's against hateful twats)
Btw:
(Murder is wrong, even if it's against hateful twats)
People in my city that take the bus, but bathe in cheap perfume have a special place in hell waiting for them.
August 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
People in my city that take the bus, but bathe in cheap perfume have a special place in hell waiting for them.
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I just saw a huge flock of seagulls on my way to work. Man… I ran.
August 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I just saw a huge flock of seagulls on my way to work. Man… I ran.
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WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
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Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did
July 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did
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Speaking of Jaws day...
June 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Speaking of Jaws day...
Welp. Making mashed potatoes, so that I can glutton the fuck out.
Mmmm, Moist
Mmmm, Moist
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Welp. Making mashed potatoes, so that I can glutton the fuck out.
Mmmm, Moist
Mmmm, Moist
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One day you’re young and the next thing you know you’re setting your phone font size to “billboard”.
June 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
One day you’re young and the next thing you know you’re setting your phone font size to “billboard”.
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
@georgetakei.bsky.social what's happened to your FB page?
I somehow found myself on FB (I know, lol).
And it's just all over the place now.
I mean whatever I follow you here and you're awesome.
Was just curious.
I somehow found myself on FB (I know, lol).
And it's just all over the place now.
I mean whatever I follow you here and you're awesome.
Was just curious.
May 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
@georgetakei.bsky.social what's happened to your FB page?
I somehow found myself on FB (I know, lol).
And it's just all over the place now.
I mean whatever I follow you here and you're awesome.
Was just curious.
I somehow found myself on FB (I know, lol).
And it's just all over the place now.
I mean whatever I follow you here and you're awesome.
Was just curious.
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Check your kids’ devices to make sure they’re not in a Signal chat with Pete Hegseth. Talk to them about the dangers of sharing national security secrets online.
April 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Check your kids’ devices to make sure they’re not in a Signal chat with Pete Hegseth. Talk to them about the dangers of sharing national security secrets online.
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.