Landlocked Sea Witch
@txengnr.bsky.social
I'm a Mechanical Engineer in Houston. He/Him. 🇺🇸🇨🇺🇨🇴🏳️🌈
Formerly nickhbet on twitter
Formerly nickhbet on twitter
“She’s like some mythical MONSTER”
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“She’s like some mythical MONSTER”
The non-full autopilot features in the latest teslas have VERY intrusive attention monitoring features. And if it detects you looking down too many times in one drive it turns itself off.
August 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The non-full autopilot features in the latest teslas have VERY intrusive attention monitoring features. And if it detects you looking down too many times in one drive it turns itself off.
I’ve seen specialized “stump remover” mixes that are just saltpeter that you pour in drilled holes. The saltpeter just encourages fungi.
August 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ve seen specialized “stump remover” mixes that are just saltpeter that you pour in drilled holes. The saltpeter just encourages fungi.
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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It’s NOT the economy!
US Gen Z are doing superbly well!!
Better than their parents, better than European peers.
So the lurch to the right seems more like vibes - possibly fuelled by ideological persuasion on social media
US Gen Z are doing superbly well!!
Better than their parents, better than European peers.
So the lurch to the right seems more like vibes - possibly fuelled by ideological persuasion on social media
January 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It’s NOT the economy!
US Gen Z are doing superbly well!!
Better than their parents, better than European peers.
So the lurch to the right seems more like vibes - possibly fuelled by ideological persuasion on social media
US Gen Z are doing superbly well!!
Better than their parents, better than European peers.
So the lurch to the right seems more like vibes - possibly fuelled by ideological persuasion on social media
I can’t tell whether the squirrels on the neighbor’s roof are fighting or fucking.
January 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I can’t tell whether the squirrels on the neighbor’s roof are fighting or fucking.
Sunset Boulevard started as a comedy, and I heard a lot of the dialogue was unchanged from that stage!
January 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sunset Boulevard started as a comedy, and I heard a lot of the dialogue was unchanged from that stage!
I’m so glad I still have my huge DVD box set.
January 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I’m so glad I still have my huge DVD box set.
Manta Sleep masks are a bit pricey but worth it! Like a well-fitted bra for your face.
January 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Manta Sleep masks are a bit pricey but worth it! Like a well-fitted bra for your face.
My partner and I are technically open but have hooked up with like 2 other people in six years because we categorically refuse to get back on the fucking apps.
December 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
My partner and I are technically open but have hooked up with like 2 other people in six years because we categorically refuse to get back on the fucking apps.
I was never on Mastodon so I missed you when you left the other place. It’s been such a joy to have you back on my feed.
December 9, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I was never on Mastodon so I missed you when you left the other place. It’s been such a joy to have you back on my feed.
I cannot fucking believe I am having my body image anxiety triggered by a fucking assassin.
December 9, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I cannot fucking believe I am having my body image anxiety triggered by a fucking assassin.
It’s all in the hips and the lips and the eyes and the thighs!
December 2, 2024 at 1:47 PM
It’s all in the hips and the lips and the eyes and the thighs!
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
I’m playing Mario & Luigi Brothership and it’s fun but there are So. Many. Cutscenes. I’ve been playing for an hour and done like two things.
November 9, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I’m playing Mario & Luigi Brothership and it’s fun but there are So. Many. Cutscenes. I’ve been playing for an hour and done like two things.
I lived in Florida for both. HOO BOY
November 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I lived in Florida for both. HOO BOY
Busman’s holiday isn’t always a bad thing!
October 24, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Busman’s holiday isn’t always a bad thing!
Tennis with Ping Pong paddles for people who think tennis is too hard.
Leading to my million dollar idea: Worse Basketball
Leading to my million dollar idea: Worse Basketball
October 24, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Tennis with Ping Pong paddles for people who think tennis is too hard.
Leading to my million dollar idea: Worse Basketball
Leading to my million dollar idea: Worse Basketball
My election night ritual for my entire adult life is to take two Benadryl and go to sleep at 8:00 PM and I have never regretted that choice.
listen I know nothing about basically anything, but one of the few pieces of categorically iron-clad advice I can offer from my own terrible past choices is: do not do this, do not under any circumstances do this, do not throw an election night party, please just trust me
October 23, 2024 at 7:51 PM
My election night ritual for my entire adult life is to take two Benadryl and go to sleep at 8:00 PM and I have never regretted that choice.
I’m finally catching up on Grotesquerie and DAMN, Travis Kelley can actually act?!?!
Like, he’s not winning an Oscar tomorrow, but he’s WAY better than most athletes in their first role.
Like, he’s not winning an Oscar tomorrow, but he’s WAY better than most athletes in their first role.
October 22, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I’m finally catching up on Grotesquerie and DAMN, Travis Kelley can actually act?!?!
Like, he’s not winning an Oscar tomorrow, but he’s WAY better than most athletes in their first role.
Like, he’s not winning an Oscar tomorrow, but he’s WAY better than most athletes in their first role.
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it is literally not possible to “send a message” with a vote. i don’t mean “it isn’t wise” or “it isn’t effective.” i mean it doesn’t work, the same way you can’t slice a tomato with a spoon.
October 16, 2024 at 3:30 PM
it is literally not possible to “send a message” with a vote. i don’t mean “it isn’t wise” or “it isn’t effective.” i mean it doesn’t work, the same way you can’t slice a tomato with a spoon.
They did that in the first season of Ugly Betty and it was delightful
October 14, 2024 at 8:16 PM
They did that in the first season of Ugly Betty and it was delightful
If they had held an impeachment hearing on January 7th, before the republicans circled the wagons, he would have been unanimously impeached.
They waited too long
They waited too long
October 3, 2024 at 1:58 AM
If they had held an impeachment hearing on January 7th, before the republicans circled the wagons, he would have been unanimously impeached.
They waited too long
They waited too long
That was my major gripe with Ex Machina, too. Like dude, you were SO close to coherent thoughts about consciousness and humanity, and instead it was a “women are bitches” movie with some weird racism right at the end.
October 1, 2024 at 2:35 PM
That was my major gripe with Ex Machina, too. Like dude, you were SO close to coherent thoughts about consciousness and humanity, and instead it was a “women are bitches” movie with some weird racism right at the end.
Allegedly there was a lot of additional crash and drowning footage and it was very graphic! I’m glad they left it out.
September 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Allegedly there was a lot of additional crash and drowning footage and it was very graphic! I’m glad they left it out.