Landlocked Sea Witch
@txengnr.bsky.social
I'm a Mechanical Engineer in Houston. He/Him. 🇺🇸🇨🇺🇨🇴🏳️🌈
Formerly nickhbet on twitter
Formerly nickhbet on twitter
“She’s like some mythical MONSTER”
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“She’s like some mythical MONSTER”
The non-full autopilot features in the latest teslas have VERY intrusive attention monitoring features. And if it detects you looking down too many times in one drive it turns itself off.
August 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The non-full autopilot features in the latest teslas have VERY intrusive attention monitoring features. And if it detects you looking down too many times in one drive it turns itself off.
I’ve seen specialized “stump remover” mixes that are just saltpeter that you pour in drilled holes. The saltpeter just encourages fungi.
August 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ve seen specialized “stump remover” mixes that are just saltpeter that you pour in drilled holes. The saltpeter just encourages fungi.
Sunset Boulevard started as a comedy, and I heard a lot of the dialogue was unchanged from that stage!
January 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sunset Boulevard started as a comedy, and I heard a lot of the dialogue was unchanged from that stage!
I’m so glad I still have my huge DVD box set.
January 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I’m so glad I still have my huge DVD box set.
Manta Sleep masks are a bit pricey but worth it! Like a well-fitted bra for your face.
January 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Manta Sleep masks are a bit pricey but worth it! Like a well-fitted bra for your face.
My partner and I are technically open but have hooked up with like 2 other people in six years because we categorically refuse to get back on the fucking apps.
December 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
My partner and I are technically open but have hooked up with like 2 other people in six years because we categorically refuse to get back on the fucking apps.
I was never on Mastodon so I missed you when you left the other place. It’s been such a joy to have you back on my feed.
December 9, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I was never on Mastodon so I missed you when you left the other place. It’s been such a joy to have you back on my feed.
It’s all in the hips and the lips and the eyes and the thighs!
December 2, 2024 at 1:47 PM
It’s all in the hips and the lips and the eyes and the thighs!
I lived in Florida for both. HOO BOY
November 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I lived in Florida for both. HOO BOY
Busman’s holiday isn’t always a bad thing!
October 24, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Busman’s holiday isn’t always a bad thing!
Tennis with Ping Pong paddles for people who think tennis is too hard.
Leading to my million dollar idea: Worse Basketball
Leading to my million dollar idea: Worse Basketball
October 24, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Tennis with Ping Pong paddles for people who think tennis is too hard.
Leading to my million dollar idea: Worse Basketball
Leading to my million dollar idea: Worse Basketball
Reposted by Landlocked Sea Witch
it is literally not possible to “send a message” with a vote. i don’t mean “it isn’t wise” or “it isn’t effective.” i mean it doesn’t work, the same way you can’t slice a tomato with a spoon.
October 16, 2024 at 3:30 PM
it is literally not possible to “send a message” with a vote. i don’t mean “it isn’t wise” or “it isn’t effective.” i mean it doesn’t work, the same way you can’t slice a tomato with a spoon.
They did that in the first season of Ugly Betty and it was delightful
October 14, 2024 at 8:16 PM
They did that in the first season of Ugly Betty and it was delightful
If they had held an impeachment hearing on January 7th, before the republicans circled the wagons, he would have been unanimously impeached.
They waited too long
They waited too long
October 3, 2024 at 1:58 AM
If they had held an impeachment hearing on January 7th, before the republicans circled the wagons, he would have been unanimously impeached.
They waited too long
They waited too long
That was my major gripe with Ex Machina, too. Like dude, you were SO close to coherent thoughts about consciousness and humanity, and instead it was a “women are bitches” movie with some weird racism right at the end.
October 1, 2024 at 2:35 PM
That was my major gripe with Ex Machina, too. Like dude, you were SO close to coherent thoughts about consciousness and humanity, and instead it was a “women are bitches” movie with some weird racism right at the end.
Allegedly there was a lot of additional crash and drowning footage and it was very graphic! I’m glad they left it out.
September 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Allegedly there was a lot of additional crash and drowning footage and it was very graphic! I’m glad they left it out.