byakuya’s baby mama
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29 | SATX | ♈︎ ♍︎ ♋︎ | elder emo | demi ace
Here for the girls and the gays. No DMs otherwise. Views my own.
Here for the girls and the gays. No DMs otherwise. Views my own.
they already have St. Patty’s Day shit out 😭
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
they already have St. Patty’s Day shit out 😭
I can smell one of my neighbors cooking burgers
a cartoon of homer simpson sniffing something with his mouth open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson sniffing something with his mouth open
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January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I can smell one of my neighbors cooking burgers
why does veggie broth have pear juice in it
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
why does veggie broth have pear juice in it
so those Pullman loaf pans are actually worth the hype
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 AM
so those Pullman loaf pans are actually worth the hype
instead of immediate processing the SSA decided to delay it until the 20th and didn’t tell anybody…
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
instead of immediate processing the SSA decided to delay it until the 20th and didn’t tell anybody…
hey so the duck legs from Costco? get that shit
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
hey so the duck legs from Costco? get that shit
I’m in love with a stripper 🎶
January 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I’m in love with a stripper 🎶
I think my cat has the hiccups
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I think my cat has the hiccups
dude how is this month already halfway over
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
dude how is this month already halfway over
lots of weird shit going on rn
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
lots of weird shit going on rn
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If I can’t raw you, I don’t want it
Pulling out with the condom on >>>>
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
If I can’t raw you, I don’t want it
love the way my apartment smells when I bake bread
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
love the way my apartment smells when I bake bread
bought bulk chicken breasts from Costco so I’ve been having chicken cutlets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner lol
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
bought bulk chicken breasts from Costco so I’ve been having chicken cutlets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner lol
I went and got the “European” butter from the store and it is actually better…
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I went and got the “European” butter from the store and it is actually better…
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Nobody:
ME: Didn’t this used to cost 5 dollars????
ME: Didn’t this used to cost 5 dollars????
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Nobody:
ME: Didn’t this used to cost 5 dollars????
ME: Didn’t this used to cost 5 dollars????
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Whatever slander y'all doing to cats, you keep your mouth shut about mine.
Find you something safe to do, cause I will cuss yo ass out.
Thank you.
Find you something safe to do, cause I will cuss yo ass out.
Thank you.
January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Whatever slander y'all doing to cats, you keep your mouth shut about mine.
Find you something safe to do, cause I will cuss yo ass out.
Thank you.
Find you something safe to do, cause I will cuss yo ass out.
Thank you.
I love when black women!!
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I love when black women!!
at my wax appointment wondering if I blew out the candle before I left
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
at my wax appointment wondering if I blew out the candle before I left
I have a dress I bought that’s too big and ModCloth has a dumbass return policy… why didn’t just think to throw a corset over it?
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I have a dress I bought that’s too big and ModCloth has a dumbass return policy… why didn’t just think to throw a corset over it?
I specifically want the Carlota de Chocolat from Toro, it’s so good
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I specifically want the Carlota de Chocolat from Toro, it’s so good
it’s so windy that the motion sensors are being set off by the plants moving so much lol
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
it’s so windy that the motion sensors are being set off by the plants moving so much lol
I keep hearing that eating quail eggs helps with allergies so we’re trying that out starting today
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I keep hearing that eating quail eggs helps with allergies so we’re trying that out starting today
the way my cat just waltzed out the apartment as I was walking in
January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
the way my cat just waltzed out the apartment as I was walking in
made baguettes… third time’s a charm✨
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
made baguettes… third time’s a charm✨
one of the good pieces of legislation that passed was that widows of service members who were killed in action don’t have to pay property taxes
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
one of the good pieces of legislation that passed was that widows of service members who were killed in action don’t have to pay property taxes