the “C” in “CPU” stands for the C Programming Language. CPUs are called that because they are a hardware implementation of the C Abstract Machine as specified by ISO/IEC JTC 1/SC 22/WG 14.

Abstract algebra is all about figuring out which functions are "homo"morphisms and which are "straight"morphisms. Insiders call it "the gaydar of mathematics"

They've taken away my ability to fuck myself by adding 0 to null. This is emasculating. It is literally femdom. I've been sissyfied

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Plastic Surgeon Tears New Wife Down To The Studs
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Hello!

Security pro tip: if you find a USB key on the ground somewhere, DO NOT plug it in to your home computer.

Take it to the office and plug it in there. They have way better software that will mitigate any threats.

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
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The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing

*explaining gender euphoria to a developer* so, imagine you're migrating away from cmake

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

100 years ago tomorrow.

New York Times, November 23, 1924: “The automobile looms up as a far more destructive piece of mechanism than the machine gun. The reckless motorist deals more death than the artilleryman. … Immediate action [is necessary] to halt the homicidal orgy of the automobile.”

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Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl
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imagine what the prospect of people having to face their extended families in one week will do to that line

microsoft should consider grindr integration into teams

computers are a kind of math rock