Mikey TWOL
@twolofficial.bsky.social
Mikey, over 18, UK. Unpaid film reviewer, Hugo winner, paid [REDACTED]. All views mine alone. Hello to people who know me in real life. Pretend you don't.
My reviews: twenty-words-or-less.tumblr.com
My email: mikeytwolofficial@gmail.com
My reviews: twenty-words-or-less.tumblr.com
My email: mikeytwolofficial@gmail.com
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Mikey TWOL
@twolofficial.bsky.social
· Dec 8
This is an anti-generative AI account. If you an "AI artist" or otherwise pro-"AI art", fuck all the way off, especially if you're anti-piracy.
Hope everyone who wasn't working yesterday had a good day, no matter what they did.
If you WERE working yesterday: you are braver than any US Marine, and should have been paid time and a half/double time for the day.
#ValentinesDay #SixNations #ScotlandVEngland #IrelandVItaly
If you WERE working yesterday: you are braver than any US Marine, and should have been paid time and a half/double time for the day.
#ValentinesDay #SixNations #ScotlandVEngland #IrelandVItaly
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Hope everyone who wasn't working yesterday had a good day, no matter what they did.
If you WERE working yesterday: you are braver than any US Marine, and should have been paid time and a half/double time for the day.
#ValentinesDay #SixNations #ScotlandVEngland #IrelandVItaly
If you WERE working yesterday: you are braver than any US Marine, and should have been paid time and a half/double time for the day.
#ValentinesDay #SixNations #ScotlandVEngland #IrelandVItaly
Finally have an email address for my TWOL stuff, so if you want to harass me for my opinions on fiction but don't have a Tumblr account, you can contact me there. Or if you want to reach out for literally any reason. There's that too.
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Finally have an email address for my TWOL stuff, so if you want to harass me for my opinions on fiction but don't have a Tumblr account, you can contact me there. Or if you want to reach out for literally any reason. There's that too.
Me doing repair jobs on plushes and socks the other day:
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Me doing repair jobs on plushes and socks the other day:
Daily reminder that Frank Langella is still alive and would probably do this for a sandwich and a speck of dust. Shit, he'd probably do this for nothing.
First look at Jared Leto's Skeletor in 'Masters of the Universe'
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Daily reminder that Frank Langella is still alive and would probably do this for a sandwich and a speck of dust. Shit, he'd probably do this for nothing.
Just saw #IsThisThingOn?. Could have been WAY shorter than it actually was, jfc.
January 26, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Just saw #IsThisThingOn?. Could have been WAY shorter than it actually was, jfc.
Saw #ReturntoSilentHill yesterday, and my viewing of this was a rarity in that I'd actually played the videogame it was based on.
I'm not entirely certain that was an advantage in this case.
I'm not entirely certain that was an advantage in this case.
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Saw #ReturntoSilentHill yesterday, and my viewing of this was a rarity in that I'd actually played the videogame it was based on.
I'm not entirely certain that was an advantage in this case.
I'm not entirely certain that was an advantage in this case.
Joel Coen has a new one coming out soonish. It's apparently not a response to Ethan's solo works titled "O Brother, Why Art Thou?", though. 0/10.
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Joel Coen has a new one coming out soonish. It's apparently not a response to Ethan's solo works titled "O Brother, Why Art Thou?", though. 0/10.
A friend of mine is doing a film-related livestream tonight raising money for Doctors Without Borders. If I get her permission to share it on here, would anybody be interested? #FilmSky #DoctorsWithoutBorders
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 PM
A friend of mine is doing a film-related livestream tonight raising money for Doctors Without Borders. If I get her permission to share it on here, would anybody be interested? #FilmSky #DoctorsWithoutBorders
Got the trailer for "Lee Cronin's The Mummy" this morning. Please god do not let it be another Leigh Whannell "Wolf Man"; please let it be a 3 for 3 incidence. #LeeCroninsTheMummy
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Got the trailer for "Lee Cronin's The Mummy" this morning. Please god do not let it be another Leigh Whannell "Wolf Man"; please let it be a 3 for 3 incidence. #LeeCroninsTheMummy
My Best Of the year. And with that, 2025 is done. #FilmSky #2025movies #2025films www.tumblr.com/twenty-words...
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5. Sinners
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January 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
My Best Of the year. And with that, 2025 is done. #FilmSky #2025movies #2025films www.tumblr.com/twenty-words...
Saw "Sentimental Value", "Wicked: For Good", and "Primate" at the cinema today, because I'm allowed a little tonal whiplash. As a treat. Also the audiences in all three films were INCREDIBLY well-behaved, which almost never happens.
January 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Saw "Sentimental Value", "Wicked: For Good", and "Primate" at the cinema today, because I'm allowed a little tonal whiplash. As a treat. Also the audiences in all three films were INCREDIBLY well-behaved, which almost never happens.
My Worst Of the year. Enjoy. Or don't, I'm not your boss. #FilmSky #2025Film
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Top 5 Worst Films of 2025
Start with the bad, counter it with the good. That way, one can leave the year on a (relatively) high note. Also, these may not necessarily be bad, but I can't think back on them without pairing them....
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January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
My Worst Of the year. Enjoy. Or don't, I'm not your boss. #FilmSky #2025Film
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My oldest cousin on one side of my family turned 20 yesterday. I met him when he was 3. At times like these, I feel death approach as quickly as those creatures in "Good Boy".
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
My oldest cousin on one side of my family turned 20 yesterday. I met him when he was 3. At times like these, I feel death approach as quickly as those creatures in "Good Boy".
Fiancé thinks the US needs to be declared a "hostile terrorist state". Whilst I agree I sincerely doubt the international community - especially organisations who are responsible for keeping an eye on this kind of thing - will say anything about it, due to the US being as huge and powerful as it is.
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Fiancé thinks the US needs to be declared a "hostile terrorist state". Whilst I agree I sincerely doubt the international community - especially organisations who are responsible for keeping an eye on this kind of thing - will say anything about it, due to the US being as huge and powerful as it is.
First day back at work today after a nice 9-day break. It was more tiring than the 9hr-long journey home yesterday.
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
First day back at work today after a nice 9-day break. It was more tiring than the 9hr-long journey home yesterday.
James Ransone. Fuck. This is awful. Leaves behind two very young children from my understanding.
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
James Ransone. Fuck. This is awful. Leaves behind two very young children from my understanding.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Barad-Durzum
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Led Zeppelin.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Radagastr del Sol.
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Barad-Durzum
The problem with growing up with a pet that has a relatively uncommon human name is that if one meets an actual human being with that name, one must force one's voice to remain at a normal pitch whilst greeting/ talking about them.
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The problem with growing up with a pet that has a relatively uncommon human name is that if one meets an actual human being with that name, one must force one's voice to remain at a normal pitch whilst greeting/ talking about them.
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the difference between the mass shooting in Australia and the mass shooting at Brown University is Australia will do something about it while America will shrug and move on
#GunControl
#GunControl
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
the difference between the mass shooting in Australia and the mass shooting at Brown University is Australia will do something about it while America will shrug and move on
#GunControl
#GunControl
I know #FiveNightsAtFreddys2 has been out for just over a week, but remember: in addition to being a TERRIBLE fucking screenwriter, Scott Cawthon supports people who are willing to strip rights from women and minorities. Watch "Willy's Wonderland" instead.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I know #FiveNightsAtFreddys2 has been out for just over a week, but remember: in addition to being a TERRIBLE fucking screenwriter, Scott Cawthon supports people who are willing to strip rights from women and minorities. Watch "Willy's Wonderland" instead.
"Freezing". And emotional blackmail. Really.
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"Freezing". And emotional blackmail. Really.
This is an anti-generative AI account. If you an "AI artist" or otherwise pro-"AI art", fuck all the way off, especially if you're anti-piracy.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is an anti-generative AI account. If you an "AI artist" or otherwise pro-"AI art", fuck all the way off, especially if you're anti-piracy.
Artists make far more money off of physical media than they do on streaming. Just saying. #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Artists make far more money off of physical media than they do on streaming. Just saying. #SpotifyWrapped
There are a few things I miss about Twitter but the main one is @weratedogs.com 's Thoughts of Dog account. I wonder if the WRD gang are thinking of crossposting to Bluesky, or whether they've got enough on their hands as is.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There are a few things I miss about Twitter but the main one is @weratedogs.com 's Thoughts of Dog account. I wonder if the WRD gang are thinking of crossposting to Bluesky, or whether they've got enough on their hands as is.
@profanity.accountant what's mine looking like?
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@profanity.accountant what's mine looking like?