Mikey TWOL
@twolofficial.bsky.social
Mikey, over 18, UK. Unpaid film reviewer, Hugo winner, paid [REDACTED]. Once featured in a Matt Rose vid & an Evanescence album. All views mine alone. Hello to people who know me in real life. Pretend you don't.
My reviews: twenty-words-or-less.tumblr.com
My reviews: twenty-words-or-less.tumblr.com
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This is an anti-generative AI account. If you an "AI artist" or otherwise pro-"AI art", fuck all the way off, especially if you're anti-piracy.
James Ransone. Fuck. This is awful. Leaves behind two very young children from my understanding.
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
James Ransone. Fuck. This is awful. Leaves behind two very young children from my understanding.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Barad-Durzum
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Led Zeppelin.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Radagastr del Sol.
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Barad-Durzum
The problem with growing up with a pet that has a relatively uncommon human name is that if one meets an actual human being with that name, one must force one's voice to remain at a normal pitch whilst greeting/ talking about them.
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The problem with growing up with a pet that has a relatively uncommon human name is that if one meets an actual human being with that name, one must force one's voice to remain at a normal pitch whilst greeting/ talking about them.
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the difference between the mass shooting in Australia and the mass shooting at Brown University is Australia will do something about it while America will shrug and move on
#GunControl
#GunControl
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
the difference between the mass shooting in Australia and the mass shooting at Brown University is Australia will do something about it while America will shrug and move on
#GunControl
#GunControl
I know #FiveNightsAtFreddys2 has been out for just over a week, but remember: in addition to being a TERRIBLE fucking screenwriter, Scott Cawthon supports people who are willing to strip rights from women and minorities. Watch "Willy's Wonderland" instead.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I know #FiveNightsAtFreddys2 has been out for just over a week, but remember: in addition to being a TERRIBLE fucking screenwriter, Scott Cawthon supports people who are willing to strip rights from women and minorities. Watch "Willy's Wonderland" instead.
"Freezing". And emotional blackmail. Really.
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"Freezing". And emotional blackmail. Really.
This is an anti-generative AI account. If you an "AI artist" or otherwise pro-"AI art", fuck all the way off, especially if you're anti-piracy.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is an anti-generative AI account. If you an "AI artist" or otherwise pro-"AI art", fuck all the way off, especially if you're anti-piracy.
Artists make far more money off of physical media than they do on streaming. Just saying. #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Artists make far more money off of physical media than they do on streaming. Just saying. #SpotifyWrapped
There are a few things I miss about Twitter but the main one is @weratedogs.com 's Thoughts of Dog account. I wonder if the WRD gang are thinking of crossposting to Bluesky, or whether they've got enough on their hands as is.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There are a few things I miss about Twitter but the main one is @weratedogs.com 's Thoughts of Dog account. I wonder if the WRD gang are thinking of crossposting to Bluesky, or whether they've got enough on their hands as is.
@profanity.accountant what's mine looking like?
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@profanity.accountant what's mine looking like?
I needed money and set hours and a job that involved little interaction with the general public.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I needed money and set hours and a job that involved little interaction with the general public.
I know that "Zootopia 2" is called "Zootropolis 2" in this rainy godforsaken (ironically) US-lite country, but... 'Zootopia' was a pun on 'utopia'. The entire film was about 94% puns, AND the title was reflective of the themes the film had. Anyway, I'm fucking calling it "Zootopia 2" is my point.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I know that "Zootopia 2" is called "Zootropolis 2" in this rainy godforsaken (ironically) US-lite country, but... 'Zootopia' was a pun on 'utopia'. The entire film was about 94% puns, AND the title was reflective of the themes the film had. Anyway, I'm fucking calling it "Zootopia 2" is my point.
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This lady has been my friend since we were very young. She suffers from various health issues, including OCD, which she channels into her work. You should check her art out. It's powerful stuff. www.facebook.com/lauragreenwa...
Laura Greenway Art
Laura Greenway Art. 297 likes. Award winning visual artist exploring mental illness & disability through multidisciplinary performance. Creating awareness of issues through art by starting a...
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November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This lady has been my friend since we were very young. She suffers from various health issues, including OCD, which she channels into her work. You should check her art out. It's powerful stuff. www.facebook.com/lauragreenwa...
[does weird robot hand movements] they're not lyin'
Hot take: The Wrath of Khan is the proto–legacy sequel. It brings back a cast, leans into their aging, resurrects an old villain, and tees up a “next generation” of protégés/nepo babies to inherit the franchise who are then immediately sidelined or discarded in the sequels that follow.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[does weird robot hand movements] they're not lyin'
I seem to have a talent for getting out of bad employment situations before they get worse.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I seem to have a talent for getting out of bad employment situations before they get worse.
This lady has been my friend since we were very young. She suffers from various health issues, including OCD, which she channels into her work. You should check her art out. It's powerful stuff. www.facebook.com/lauragreenwa...
Laura Greenway Art
Laura Greenway Art. 297 likes. Award winning visual artist exploring mental illness & disability through multidisciplinary performance. Creating awareness of issues through art by starting a...
www.facebook.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This lady has been my friend since we were very young. She suffers from various health issues, including OCD, which she channels into her work. You should check her art out. It's powerful stuff. www.facebook.com/lauragreenwa...
I have no idea but I thought Clint Mansell was in his 70s. Nope. Not long turned 63.
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I have no idea but I thought Clint Mansell was in his 70s. Nope. Not long turned 63.
Tame Impala, as opposed to their evil twin, Wild Impala
October 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Tame Impala, as opposed to their evil twin, Wild Impala
"If Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy did not fuck [in the making of the 'Before' trilogy], they are the greatest actors alive." - my fiancé, one of the most oblivious people I know when it comes to chemistry between people
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"If Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy did not fuck [in the making of the 'Before' trilogy], they are the greatest actors alive." - my fiancé, one of the most oblivious people I know when it comes to chemistry between people
"Tip-off" sounds like a euphemism for circumcision. Follow me for more post-work brain farts.
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Tip-off" sounds like a euphemism for circumcision. Follow me for more post-work brain farts.
If you use Trust ID to vet candidates, you should go bankrupt.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you use Trust ID to vet candidates, you should go bankrupt.
The US has been undermining itself on the world stage for decades.
Hello, Bluesky! 👋
We heard this is a great place to have an open and honest dialogue, so we're here to talk about how the Democrat shutdown is undermining our country on the world stage.
We heard this is a great place to have an open and honest dialogue, so we're here to talk about how the Democrat shutdown is undermining our country on the world stage.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The US has been undermining itself on the world stage for decades.
Imagine if "Creed" and "Training Day" had a baby, wrapped that baby in arthouse sticky-backed plastic, then hollowed out that baby, leaving only its skin and the sticky-backed plastic. That's #HimMovie.
October 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Imagine if "Creed" and "Training Day" had a baby, wrapped that baby in arthouse sticky-backed plastic, then hollowed out that baby, leaving only its skin and the sticky-backed plastic. That's #HimMovie.
Mash up bands:
Dream Amarantheater
Dream Amarantheater
Mash up bands:
Chumbastank
Chumbastank
Mash up bands:
Foo Sisters
Foo Sisters
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mash up bands:
Dream Amarantheater
Dream Amarantheater
Ian Watkins went exactly the way I thought he would go.
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ian Watkins went exactly the way I thought he would go.