Mikey TWOL
twolofficial.bsky.social
Mikey TWOL
@twolofficial.bsky.social
Mikey, over 18, UK. Unpaid film reviewer, Hugo winner, paid [REDACTED]. Once featured in a Matt Rose vid & an Evanescence album. All views mine alone. Hello to people who know me in real life. Pretend you don't.

My reviews: twenty-words-or-less.tumblr.com
"Freezing". And emotional blackmail. Really.
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
October 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I can't tell whether Joe Hill's true identity as Stephen King's son was an open secret before 2007 or people were genuinely oblivious, b/c that guy is practically proof that the US nailed cloning in the early '70s and paid Stephen to keep schtum about it so the Soviets didn't get hold of the tech.
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Who wants to bet that 'adult content' includes posts, art, writings etc. made by queer users even if they're perfectly SFW? #dystopia #onlinesafetyact
July 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
New conspiracy unlocked
July 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
OK, you can't answer those questions. That's fine. I'd like you to answer this one (and this is a genuine question): why does your GFM location say that you're in Germany?
July 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey Adham. Couple of things:
1) guilt-tripping, especially in the way you're doing it (a rather horrifying drawing) is not an effective tool;
2) who's Noemi Magugliani?
July 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
May your overall pool of applicants shrink with each passing year, #CardiffUniversity. Absolutely fucking furious that it only nursing & A&H subjects that are getting fucked over by this. (source: www.walesonline.co.uk/news/educati...)
June 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Trying not to get excited about this, but since "Ready Or Not" is a comfort watch of mine, I am failing. I also have theories as to what it's about (and by default, who Sarah Michelle Gellar is playing), but I'll probably be 1200% wrong. #ReadyOrNot2HereICome
June 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I'm no #ArcadeFire fan, but ohhhhh boy, those allegations sure have done a lot of damage, haven't they. #PinkElephant
May 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Share a character who didn't deserve their fate.

(I saw this and "Scream" within six weeks of eachother. Strongly believed that Jenna Ortega should have been the final girl in both.)
February 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Saw #Companion last night and, to steal from my partner:
February 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I wish I still had Twitter so I can charge this person money for every time I have thought about this tweet over the last almost-3yrs (hint: it would be a lot of money). x.com/inoelshikari...
January 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM