Twinks and Tote Bags
@twinkocalypse.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee. Pro-Science. Pro-Vaxxer.
He/Him.
Melbourne, Australia
He/Him.
Melbourne, Australia
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My most viral post ever over at the other place.
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Succulent Chinese meal.
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Succulent Chinese meal.
What a rude and condescending boomer.
Advice from Grok?
I read the flu shot effectiveness is basically zero after three months.
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 AM
What a rude and condescending boomer.
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I could do with a lobotomy.
February 12, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I could do with a lobotomy.
Shannon Holtzapffel, Karmichael Hunt, and Kate Langbroek.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Shannon Holtzapffel, Karmichael Hunt, and Kate Langbroek.
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One thing that astonishes me about the Herzog visit is that Israel has murdered more journalists than any other state in the 21st century, and he hasn’t faced a single question about this (to my knowledge) from the Australian media
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
One thing that astonishes me about the Herzog visit is that Israel has murdered more journalists than any other state in the 21st century, and he hasn’t faced a single question about this (to my knowledge) from the Australian media
James Van Der Beek had to sell everything he had to pay for cancer treatment. If he lived in any other country it would’ve been free.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
James Van Der Beek had to sell everything he had to pay for cancer treatment. If he lived in any other country it would’ve been free.
Melburnians please come to this! 🙏
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Melburnians please come to this! 🙏
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I’ll be damned if I’m going to have a PM called Angus.
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I’ll be damned if I’m going to have a PM called Angus.
No better way to spend International Day of Women and Girls than by inviting to Victoria the president of a country that bombs and starves women and girls in Gaza.
#auspol #herzog #herzogvisit #herzognotwelcome
#auspol #herzog #herzogvisit #herzognotwelcome
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 AM
No better way to spend International Day of Women and Girls than by inviting to Victoria the president of a country that bombs and starves women and girls in Gaza.
#auspol #herzog #herzogvisit #herzognotwelcome
#auspol #herzog #herzogvisit #herzognotwelcome
May as well fly it at the top of Parliament House too, given we are essentially an Israeli puppet state.
#auspol #herzog #HerzogNotWelcome
#auspol #herzog #HerzogNotWelcome
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
May as well fly it at the top of Parliament House too, given we are essentially an Israeli puppet state.
#auspol #herzog #HerzogNotWelcome
#auspol #herzog #HerzogNotWelcome
Boomers gunna boomer. #auspol @purplepingers.bsky.social
The most boomer trait you can have is to be sitting on a large pot of money with a dwindling number of life years left, desperately trying to scam taxpayers into giving you a few hundred bucks
February 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Boomers gunna boomer. #auspol @purplepingers.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Why have I never seen a video of a cop beating the shit out of a nazi?
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Why have I never seen a video of a cop beating the shit out of a nazi?
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I was looking at the TV feed of Herzog’s media conference today and I thought, “good work by the bodyguard to hold an umbrella up.”
It was Chris Minns
It was Chris Minns
One of the most pathetic pictures of anyone I've ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 AM
I was looking at the TV feed of Herzog’s media conference today and I thought, “good work by the bodyguard to hold an umbrella up.”
It was Chris Minns
It was Chris Minns
United States of Sadistic Sociopaths.
February 9, 2026 at 10:05 AM
United States of Sadistic Sociopaths.
Yawn. Tax cuts for high income earners like Gina Rinehart yet you’re cancelling the $75 power bill rebates and won’t add dental to Medicare. #auspol
This government is improving the budget position at the same time as we're helping with the cost of living by cutting taxes for all 14 million taxpayers a second and third time this term.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Yawn. Tax cuts for high income earners like Gina Rinehart yet you’re cancelling the $75 power bill rebates and won’t add dental to Medicare. #auspol
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM