Twinks and Tote Bags
twinkocalypse.bsky.social
Twinks and Tote Bags
@twinkocalypse.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee. Pro-Science. Pro-Vaxxer.
He/Him.

Melbourne, Australia
🚨 ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS! 🚨
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The story of Melbourne’s inner north.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Jane is a marriage celebrant from Sandhurst/Frankston (not Brunswick as has been claimed) who calls herself a “forward thinker” & claims to support same-sex marriage & helping homeless, yet supports Tr*mp who’s a homophobe & doesnt care about the homeless. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Would love to know how Michael and Jane define “woke”. #bbau #bigbrotheraustralia #bigbrotherau
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Jane is from Victoria? She gives off major Queensland vibes (Sunshine Coast, more specifically). #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Jane’s first world problem: listening to young people kissing. Get a life, you frigid old bag. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Misogynist bogan and Andrew Tate wannabe Bruce thinks the gender pay gap is a myth, likes his women fit, and with their teeth fixed (which costs tens of thousands), while Bruce lives with his parents. What a catch. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Barren and frigid Trumpist old bag Jane doesnt want to hear kissing. Maybe she’d prefer to live under the Handmaids Tale. #bbau #BigBrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Vinnie and Colin have restored my libido, long made dormant by antidepressants and hair loss medication. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
How do Blair Cottrell, Thomas Sewell and the other neo-Nazis make a living? Surely they are unemployable? Do they have secret OnlyFans accounts or something?
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Surprised no Young Labor people have ever released a video pissing on Sir John Kerr’s grave. #auspol
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“Capitalism breeds innovation”
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I’d like to be the meat in a Colin-Vinnie sandwich. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
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November 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
When I imagine the people who post comments under Andrew Bolt’s blog I now think of Michael, Bruce, and Jane. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Bruce is a dimwitted bogan. Michael is an evil sociopath. He gave off sinister vibes from the beginning. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Misogynist bogan from Queensland Bruce wants to vote out Mia because he doesnt like being questioned about his appalling bogan views. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I know Sydney’s Eastern suburbs produces some of the worst people imaginable but Michael takes the cake. #bigbrotherau #bbau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Michael is a single father. I assume that means he is divorced? I wouldn’t be surprised. His views are the most divorced dad views imaginable. #bbau #bigbrotherau #bigbrotheraustralia
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
More A Current Affair gold. Whinging cafe owners unhappy protesters at the port of Newcastle will keep cruise ships away and deprive them of the tourist dollar.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
And they say Australia has no culture…
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Hope he also would've locked up Kerr's stuck-up cow wife who insisted everyone curtsy to her.

Should’ve got the Attorney General Lionel Murphy to order the AFP to storm Government House like he did the ASIO headquarters in 73. #auspol #whitlam #thedismissal
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
🚨ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS! 🚨
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Lady at Aldi with Dorothy’s ruby slippers 🤩
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM