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Seduce & scheme 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾 Skeet & skeedaddle
Here for the giggles
D|M|V 40+
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and when power is all you care about... perversion is the product
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Can you recognize the signs of a stroke?
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Check on your folks, especially the elders, the disabled, the chronically ill, and the single parents. Survival mode can pull us deep into isolation, but we were never meant to carry any of this alone.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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DMV folks with HS students interested in HBCUs, Alfred Street’s HBCU festival is Nov. 14-15

Over 70 colleges and universities will be represented during the two-day event. Many will provide on-the-spot admission decisions, conduct music auditions, waive application fees, offer scholarships, etc.
23rd Annual Alfred Street Baptist Church HBCU Festival, Fri, Nov 14th, 2025 @ 4:00 PM Alfred Street Baptist Church HBCU Festival
Alfred Street Baptist Church presents its 23rd Annual Historically Black College & University (HBCU) Festival, a hybrid event being held November 14-15, 2025. The festival is dedicated to connecting high school students and their families to HBCUs, and scholarship opportunities. Over 70 colleges and universities will be represented during the two-day event. Many will provide on-the-spot admission decisions, conduct music auditions, waive application fees, offer scholarships, etc.. Additionally, seminars and exhibitor presentations will be held to help students navigate the college application process, seek financial aid opportunities and acclimate them to campus life. Since 2003, this one-of-a-kind college fair has connected more than 60,000 attendees to academic institutions. At the Fall 2024 festival, ASBC hosted over 10,000 attendees, 1,714 onsite admission decisions were distributed and over $6.3 million in scholarships and waived fees were awarded to thousands of students. Additionally in 2024, Alfred Street Baptist Church presented Howard University with a $100,000 gift to cover the outstanding tuition and fee balances of 34 graduating seniors. This year’s festival is poised to deliver a phenomenal experience and even greater results.
hbcufest.alfredstreet.org
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My youngest now has their drivers license and the first college applications have been submitted. I’m feeling lots of feelings.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I don't think you find your soulmate (if they even exist in the traditional sense) but rather they're made through vulnerability and openess and growth.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Men born in the 80s have their issues but chivalry ain't one. Yes, daddy, open my car door before you form your unhealed weapons against me 🫦
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Take it slow today. Find something you love about yourself and focus on that. Disrupt the chaos machine. Unplugging from chaos is an act of self-love. 🙏🏾👑
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Yes. Assume the position.
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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If you’re looking for items to donate, check for clothing you can donate. If ppl can’t afford food, they can’t afford clothes. The season is changing.

If donating food, don’t forget that important things often forget is cooking oil! Dried spices! Peanut butter! And buy cans with pop-tops!
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Baby, baby, baabeeeee

When you touch me like this
And when you hold me like that
a man in a yellow dress singing into a microphone with the letter n in the corner
Alt: a man in a yellow dress singing into a baseball bat with the letter n in the corner
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’ve been the same height since I was 12
a woman standing in a grocery store reaching for a bag of chips
Alt: a woman standing in a grocery store reaching for a bag of chips
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There’s a goat on U st. I need to go home
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Don’t waste your time coming online to ask the miserable and chronically horny about who you should date.
Let ppl love you. Love fast. Love hard. Love whoever. And when that’s done, love the next one.
Life is short. Your life is likely already half over, and these years went by quick as hell
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The world doesn’t reward quiet suffering…yessss…
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Inclusivity!!!
Pulling hair or rubbing her beautiful bald head during sex is so feral and I fully support it.
October 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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A nigga better be happy I sent him anything. I could’ve sent you a picture of my strap-on.

Now we both looking crazy cause my dick bigger than yours.
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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DMV Friends
October 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I hate it when @cerromerussell.blacksky.app "asks" me to open because first of all "duh nigga, yes." And second, he should be headlining. But i need the money so please come see BOAFUS Dec 26-28 at the DC Comedy Loft

www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk
www.dccomedyloft.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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😭😭 the accuracy.
October 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Meghan Thee Stallion 😮‍💨
October 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Comedy special dropping in November!!!
The Freaky Couple in my Uber.
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Makes me think of this
October 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No more than 4-5 hours away
Yk we focus on flying folks out , is the train also an option?
October 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Government workers 👇🏾
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM