Boats & Garden Hoes
sassydannyva.bsky.social
Boats & Garden Hoes
@sassydannyva.bsky.social
We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. Being a black woman is my super power. #80sbaby #foodie #booknerd #houseplantenthusiast #tattoos #Navyvet
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How are people still over there on tw*tter. Fuck a follower count.

That man had his son on his neck in the Oval Office like he was a spider monkey, telling the press to their face that “sometimes I’ll say things that aren’t accurate” and people still use his platform?

Nah.
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Joint European statement on Greenland. They moved quickly after Miller’s comments about annexation last night.
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Because even BEARS aren’t safe around men!
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Museum worthy!
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Correct and some of my favorite movies!!
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Sinners won all the awards in my holy home fuck them people
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
If our ancestors waited for recognition or critical acclaim they’d still be waiting.

The Color Purple
Malcolm X
What’s Love Got to Do With it
Why Do Fools Fall in Love

Movies that stand the test of time, not because of awards, but because of how they sit with us long after they’re over.
Nahhh, don’t be discouraged.

White people not acknowledging our art has never been a valid reason for us to stop creating. Our work isn’t contingent on their recognition. We exist, our stories matter, and because creation itself is an act of preservation, resistance, love, and power, BLACK power. 🙂‍↕️
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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meanwhile, there's no one more naturally submissive than these hypereducated, wildly ambitious, black girls. the caveat is they must be well cared for and in a safe place. a few can't help but top from the bottom, but the point still stands.
a woman in a purple dress is sitting on a bed with blue sheets and a lamp .
ALT: a woman in a purple dress is sitting on a bed with blue sheets and a lamp .
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January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The reckoning our current leadership is in for will be one for the history books.
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Poor tink needed some shoulder pads and a darker blazer or lighter pants.

A for effort.
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I know it’s none of my business, and I want nothing but peace for Teyana and her babies (as a fan, I really want her happy, as long as she’s happy)…

But I would be very pleased if the next season of her life involved her and a young lady being together.
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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For the love of God, defeatist mfs please shut up. Please. Keep your doom and hand wringing to group chats. Shitting on people making suggestions REALLY doesn't help in this shit ass landscape and beating everyone down with this shit is helping the wrong people. Fuck.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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We decided to be too silent when he systematically and publicly humiliated the press corps members of color . We’ve avoided the real hard discussions about it for years and so we ya know here now
Are we at war with Venezuela?!?

I don't know. You don't know either.

It sure would be nice to have a legitimate Pentagon press corps right about now.
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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I’ll never feel bad about wishing this dude gets sent to Davy Jones’ locker.
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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Because Joe Biden stuttered a few times in a debate and they all acted like he was one foot in the grave.
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Watching my fave Christmas movie (The Preacher’s Wife), and I’m finally gonna say it.

Big Sandals plucked Dudley back on up to heaven RIGHT in the nick of time 😩.

Had 10 year old me rooting for an angel to get Whitney to risk it all.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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No. And no.
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
QQ

Are men well? Does this actually work?
I know you fucking lying.
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Which HBCU marching band do y’all think is/want performing the first Richard Smallwood tribute?

Please be Norfolk State!!!
a sad cat is looking at the camera with the words pretty pretty please written below it .
ALT: a sad cat is looking at the camera with the words pretty pretty please written below it .
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December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Someone said lego was stupid because you have to follow the instructions, no imagination is necessary and it's basically ikea for kids. I pointed out that that's not how kids play with lego, that's how adults play with lego and they blocked me.
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I skeeted "plus sized language model"
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM