Boats & Garden Hoes
sassydannyva.bsky.social
Boats & Garden Hoes
@sassydannyva.bsky.social
We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. Being a black woman is my super power. #80sbaby #foodie #booknerd #houseplantenthusiast #tattoos #Navyvet
My type of carrying on
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Doug mystery meat Steak Egg & Cheese Bagel is still doing numbers in my house.

- sub round egg for the folded egg
- no slivered onions
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Granny burnt the nerve endings off of your esophagus
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I want to make it to more #blacksky slice for Chrimmuh this year.

This is me shooting my internet shot. Somebody come fuck with the kid.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Who is the dumbest person to walk the face of the earth for $1000?

This is how the leader of the leading nation in the world types.

Unfuckingbelievable.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
November Scorpios to be specific.

Y’all start planning your Valentine’s Day now. K thanks
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
They are already starting. Y’all get ready
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My crew (35 & up), let’s roll!

We need to rest up tonight. Racists are about to unleash vitriol of which the likes we haven’t seen in years.

We need to get our nerves ready to withstand the hate.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I would quite honestly rather shit in my hands and clap.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Thank you Lord! We needed this win. 🫶🏾🫶🏾
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
QQ: Are you supposed to boil them first?

Delicious candy, but I’m pretty sure I’ve been swallowing them whole.
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Go on head and log off friend. 😩
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
He could have me in a factory making these with my titties out like those women in New Jack City.

I’d still be trying to find a way to sneak a bowl out.
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Patrick is tired of y’all.
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Queen Latifah has had her hair done CONSISTENTLY since I met her in August of 1993 and I interned at Flavor magazine.

I didn’t get paid, but it was good for a laugh.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Being a 757 Native…

Top 5 of all time. He has that dog in him!
October 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And 3 minutes later the ADL was saying it was an accident.
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM