Twanzio
@twanzio.bsky.social
Ranting, raving, soapboxing, and poorly formulated (and generally inebriated) evaluations, theories, and observations that I hope my family never sees.
A person over the age of 35 stating something is "fire, bro" is not to be trusted
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
A person over the age of 35 stating something is "fire, bro" is not to be trusted
My eggs? Nogged.
My bells? Jingling and ring tingle tingling.
Jack Frost? Brother you better believe my nose is being nipped.
My bells? Jingling and ring tingle tingling.
Jack Frost? Brother you better believe my nose is being nipped.
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My eggs? Nogged.
My bells? Jingling and ring tingle tingling.
Jack Frost? Brother you better believe my nose is being nipped.
My bells? Jingling and ring tingle tingling.
Jack Frost? Brother you better believe my nose is being nipped.
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Inside you there are two wolves. Both wolves are being visited by three spirits. The spirits all have two ghost-wolves inside them. The ghost-wolves are all being visited by three extra-dead spirits. From there, the math gets upsetting
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Inside you there are two wolves. Both wolves are being visited by three spirits. The spirits all have two ghost-wolves inside them. The ghost-wolves are all being visited by three extra-dead spirits. From there, the math gets upsetting
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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Might be time to fully turn off my brain and play Power Wash Simulator again.
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Might be time to fully turn off my brain and play Power Wash Simulator again.
"I was listening to new music"
Oh!
"well, it was AI music"
oh.
Never lost interest so quickly.
Oh!
"well, it was AI music"
oh.
Never lost interest so quickly.
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"I was listening to new music"
Oh!
"well, it was AI music"
oh.
Never lost interest so quickly.
Oh!
"well, it was AI music"
oh.
Never lost interest so quickly.
This could be us but you playin
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This could be us but you playin
"this city is a curse" exclaims the most miserable mother fucker I've ever met at the bar. Eesh godspeed dude
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"this city is a curse" exclaims the most miserable mother fucker I've ever met at the bar. Eesh godspeed dude
Fuck to the Joe Lonsdale
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fuck to the Joe Lonsdale
Accidentally brought my Kindle in to the show. jfc nerd cred is indisputable
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Accidentally brought my Kindle in to the show. jfc nerd cred is indisputable
I think I missed the memo, but Friday is apparently "Old People Drive Around 15mph Under The Speed Limit" day.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I think I missed the memo, but Friday is apparently "Old People Drive Around 15mph Under The Speed Limit" day.
Fuck to the Pete Hegseth
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fuck to the Pete Hegseth
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They want us to be appalled, because caring about rules of war and human lives and the law all mark us out as inferior to them in their sick worldview.
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They want us to be appalled, because caring about rules of war and human lives and the law all mark us out as inferior to them in their sick worldview.
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Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
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Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
"Whenever I found myself confused—which was often enough—I just reminded myself that it's about chess, which I do not understand."
I reviewed Chess, the musical about chess
defector.com/chess-the-mu...
defector.com/chess-the-mu...
‘Chess: The Musical’ Is Somehow More Of A Musical About Chess Than You Can Imagine | Defector
Several months ago, I received a text from my friend Giulia with news that every former musical theater nerd yearns to hear: she had an extra ticket to see a Broadway show. Namely, Chess: The Musical,...
defector.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Whenever I found myself confused—which was often enough—I just reminded myself that it's about chess, which I do not understand."
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“My plagiarism machine broke so now I have to google how to wipe my ass.”
ChatGPT experiences widespread issues as users flock to social media for answers
ChatGPT experiences widespread issues as users flock to social media for answers
ChatGPT users rushed to social media Tuesday afternoon to voice frustrations and concerns about issues plaguing the popular large language model service. According to a status update provided by Op…
ktla.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“My plagiarism machine broke so now I have to google how to wipe my ass.”
Pretty sure what happened is his handlers can't crank him full of speed to keep him awake anymore because of the health issues
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pretty sure what happened is his handlers can't crank him full of speed to keep him awake anymore because of the health issues
Portions of lake Forest smell like diarrhea today? More news as it breaks
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Portions of lake Forest smell like diarrhea today? More news as it breaks
Hello @profanity.accountant I already know which word I've used most but an accurate number would be fun
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hello @profanity.accountant I already know which word I've used most but an accurate number would be fun
Fuck to the Stephen Miller
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fuck to the Stephen Miller
Another holiday fixing my older relatives tech problems and looking like a damn genius
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Another holiday fixing my older relatives tech problems and looking like a damn genius
Cooked up some chicken and rice, fearing my son wouldn't dig it.
"that food was *really* good, dad! Thanks!"
Sorry, everyone, but I've already won the holiday weekend. Good luck for the next one.
"that food was *really* good, dad! Thanks!"
Sorry, everyone, but I've already won the holiday weekend. Good luck for the next one.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Cooked up some chicken and rice, fearing my son wouldn't dig it.
"that food was *really* good, dad! Thanks!"
Sorry, everyone, but I've already won the holiday weekend. Good luck for the next one.
"that food was *really* good, dad! Thanks!"
Sorry, everyone, but I've already won the holiday weekend. Good luck for the next one.
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