Major media seem flummoxed about what to do when Trump shares a fake video of Obama getting arrested. Maybe they think the options are A) take the bait, or B) ignore it. But there's a 3rd option: Gather all the crazy examples and write big, loud stories about how the president is mentally unhinged.

Finally watching the newest Final Destination movie. The most unrealistic thing just happened: a man in his 20s had cash for the vending machine. Cash. In 2025. Insanity. Otherwise, it’s very disgusting in the best way 👍🏻

Wondering why cab drivers don’t play music. My headphones are in the trunk bc I’m super smart so I’m not listening to anything. I did not plan to sit in silence on my way to the hotel but I guess that’s happening

Barely slept last night. Had to go to work and write 250wpm for 90+ minutes. Didn’t cry until I got home! I was incredibly cranky with counsel, but slow down. It’s your record.

The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.

It's never good when the richest person in the world and the worst person in the world are the same person.

It’s a comfort horror movie Sunday so I’m having a Saw marathon. Started with Jigsaw bc obvs I’m watching chronologically, and extra yay bc that meant I found @joshstolberg.bsky.social on here as I slowly rebuild my twitter follows

So watching the Purge tv show and drinking tea this evening was maybe not the best plan for relaxing and getting some sleep, but the “urgent” work email sent after 10pm also didn’t help!

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Need a sign in for Zoom to watch a comedy show and my goodness, was that an ordeal! I’m finally in but damn.

more cruel AND less affordable? I see why ppl voted for him!

This long weekend began with an entire day watching TikTok and ended with me deleting my account. Also had a Twin Peaks marathon and cooked. It’s been a lot.

Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde

Well, I now have several hours free each night. What will I do with the time?

Did not realize I’d be at work so long this afternoon. I don’t have my phone charger! Will 25% last another hour?

Americans are dying and losing their homes. And this needy sociopath is gloating. What a horrible, damaged person.

Making a bunch of reservations for a trip in April. When I signed in to the hotel website, I didn’t realize the date reset to today. So now I’m past the cancellation time bc I didn’t notice the new date until the confirmation screen 🥺

Currently super drunk on a cruise ship waiting on my dinner. And so happy!