The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
@turtlebee.bsky.social
Going through my bird phase in a big way.
Bovino is 100% raiding that school.
The NY Post published the name of the school Renee Good’s child goes to
Toilet paper is too good a use for that rag
Toilet paper is too good a use for that rag
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bovino is 100% raiding that school.
11:14pm: going back for more Spanish chorizo
January 10, 2026 at 7:14 AM
11:14pm: going back for more Spanish chorizo
Feels like sending in ICE to stomp on the population misses the fact that people are so pissed and now finally have a way to be directly mad at forces of the fascists. Like fuck, people have wanted to scream at these assholes for a year, now they get their chance. It's good for good people's morale!
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Feels like sending in ICE to stomp on the population misses the fact that people are so pissed and now finally have a way to be directly mad at forces of the fascists. Like fuck, people have wanted to scream at these assholes for a year, now they get their chance. It's good for good people's morale!
This is the third time I've found myself blocked on a situation with ice video because some dipshit put my on an "Actual Nazis" type blocklist and it's honestly pissing me off.
January 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This is the third time I've found myself blocked on a situation with ice video because some dipshit put my on an "Actual Nazis" type blocklist and it's honestly pissing me off.
Surprised they didn't shoot the sidewalk afterwards.
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Surprised they didn't shoot the sidewalk afterwards.
The dorkus loves to be hand fed grass. 🪶
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The dorkus loves to be hand fed grass. 🪶
I know I'm late to this, but god damn I can't get over Dipshit McGee shouting "YOU HAVE NO HONOR" at the end. The most pathetic, dumbest meathead secret police ever.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I know I'm late to this, but god damn I can't get over Dipshit McGee shouting "YOU HAVE NO HONOR" at the end. The most pathetic, dumbest meathead secret police ever.
It's amazing how they are trying to play the same bullshit they did after Kent State, which went horribly then, and back them the majority of people agreed that the students who got shot deserved the blame.
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
It's amazing how they are trying to play the same bullshit they did after Kent State, which went horribly then, and back them the majority of people agreed that the students who got shot deserved the blame.
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Note to people in the comments: if you’re coming here to offer some reason why, actually, things wouldn’t be measurably better for almost every living being on the planet if she had won, I suggest you kindly go slam your fingers in a car door
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Note to people in the comments: if you’re coming here to offer some reason why, actually, things wouldn’t be measurably better for almost every living being on the planet if she had won, I suggest you kindly go slam your fingers in a car door
You aren't going to like what comes after America, but you do have a chance to make them not like it either.
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
You aren't going to like what comes after America, but you do have a chance to make them not like it either.
Me: an adult who likes to cook and has a fairly expensive palate. Also me: not allowed to buy cereal because when I do it's all I eat until it's gone.
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Me: an adult who likes to cook and has a fairly expensive palate. Also me: not allowed to buy cereal because when I do it's all I eat until it's gone.
Trying to find out if there's a protest tonight in SF and completely failing.
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Trying to find out if there's a protest tonight in SF and completely failing.
I watch this sack of shit with the sound off every now and then just to watch the body language and that pathetic sigh at the start, oh my god he is such a juiceless motherfucker. He's the boss everyone makes impressions of as soon as he leaves the room.
JD Vance threatens Walz: "Tim Walz is a joke. His entire administration has been a joke. The idea that he is some sort of freedom fighter, he's not. He's a guy who has enabled fraud and maybe in fact has participated in fraud. That's what this new assistant AG position is going to find out"
January 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I watch this sack of shit with the sound off every now and then just to watch the body language and that pathetic sigh at the start, oh my god he is such a juiceless motherfucker. He's the boss everyone makes impressions of as soon as he leaves the room.
I've been pet posting a bit too recently and I didn't care, they give me joy and sharing that joy is part of it. Birds are joyous chaos machines! 🪶
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I've been pet posting a bit too recently and I didn't care, they give me joy and sharing that joy is part of it. Birds are joyous chaos machines! 🪶
I have a book by Joe Hill in my TBR pile and even though I know it's not his given name I still can't see it without signing the song.
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I have a book by Joe Hill in my TBR pile and even though I know it's not his given name I still can't see it without signing the song.
I've said it before and I still think it's true. There will be a few Kent States, and every one will make ICE and the administration's lives worse and we will fucking win, and I can't say anything after that for reasons.
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I've said it before and I still think it's true. There will be a few Kent States, and every one will make ICE and the administration's lives worse and we will fucking win, and I can't say anything after that for reasons.
Merry Christmas to my buds who don't believe in Gregorian reform.
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Merry Christmas to my buds who don't believe in Gregorian reform.
Lunch of champions
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Lunch of champions
Trying to remember a book title and all my searches were completely useless and I finally said fuck it and typed a quick description in gemini and goddamnit it found it first try and I feel bad about it.
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Trying to remember a book title and all my searches were completely useless and I finally said fuck it and typed a quick description in gemini and goddamnit it found it first try and I feel bad about it.
Seeing MicroProse get revived and putting out games that feel so... MicroProsey... makes me so nostalgic.
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Seeing MicroProse get revived and putting out games that feel so... MicroProsey... makes me so nostalgic.
10 minutes in and I think I see why Gnomes gets such great reviews. I thought tower defense was a played out genre!
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
10 minutes in and I think I see why Gnomes gets such great reviews. I thought tower defense was a played out genre!
I know I post them too much, but I don't care, I love my little guys and want to share them with everyone.
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I know I post them too much, but I don't care, I love my little guys and want to share them with everyone.
God damn blocking people for having very bad opinions about things that don't matter feels good.
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
God damn blocking people for having very bad opinions about things that don't matter feels good.
I've read several good kind of horror adjacent novels recently, the most recent The Library at Mount Char. It's a genre I generally don't like but this stuff doesn't feel like horror horror you know? Is there a name for that style so I can try to find more?
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I've read several good kind of horror adjacent novels recently, the most recent The Library at Mount Char. It's a genre I generally don't like but this stuff doesn't feel like horror horror you know? Is there a name for that style so I can try to find more?
What, no piss?
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
What, no piss?