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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
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Going through my bird phase in a big way.
First season of The OA
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (does that count?)
Second season of Archer
Maybe the second season of Fleabag?
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I've been to movies where there's almost nobody else in the theater, but I don't think I've been the only people there. Kinda nice.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Italian my ass.
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bought lobster as a thank you meal somewhere between the store and my house they vanished. I am pissed.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
At a book store that has separate YA, teen, and adult sections for different genres and Jesus Christ I have no idea where anything might be shelved.
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why do I have Pachelbel's Canon stuck in my head, I haven't been to wedding in years!
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Post you from a different era
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A rare moment of nondestructive calm. 🪶
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Do you like tricky puzzle games? You owe it to yourself to try the playest/demo of Demon Bluff on Steam.

store.steampowered.com/app/3522600/...
Demon Bluff on Steam
The cards lie! In this single-player social deduction game, you've gathered all the villagers for a ritual to find out who is Evil. The Demons will lie and try to deceive you. Will you see through the...
store.steampowered.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
But you had to type it with an AZERTY keyboard so it was unhackable.
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The man should never have to pay for a sandwich in this town again.
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Is it just me, or before Trump turned the judiciary into his own personal goon squad did we not have new stories that clarified who appointed the federal judge in a case?
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My partner is 100% not thrilled that today's must sing brianworm is now "arachnid megacity"
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I've only watched 15 minutes of this and it is already the best stupid movie I've seen in a long while.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Am I the only one reads of the perils of the supreme court "packing" and suddenly thinks of ACB in a different light?
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Going to get all your incumbents reelected, huh? Good luck with that in California!
Mike Johnson: "I don't think the loss last night was any reflection about Republicans at all. I think people are frustrated and angry, as we are, I am, the president is, and we express that in different ways."
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fresno county is voting for 50? Fresno fucking county? If I wasn't already sitting I'd need to sit down.
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
At this rate nobody is going to care when CA says fuck you to every republican in the state. Damn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So Allen, after some discussion our producers thought a shotgun would be the most dramatic. The trick is, you've gotta use your toes, you ok with that?
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
this channel is dangerous
Zagreb Film's YouTube channel is a goldmine of restored classics from the '50s onward
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Reading glasses are some fucking bullshit.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Going through some old photos and found this beautiful stompy dino. Love her! 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I will always recommend lentil soup.

Chop up some aromatics. Onions, garlic, celery, carrots, whatever you got. Saute in olive oil w/anchovy if you got it. Cumin, salt, cayenne, whatever other spices you want. Small can of tomatoes. 1x lentils, 3-4x water/broth. Cook till done, add water if needed
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
tiny things are cute things, it's just science
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM