The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
@turtlebee.bsky.social
Going through my bird phase in a big way.
There you go, without me singing because you really don't want to hear my tuneless droning.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There you go, without me singing because you really don't want to hear my tuneless droning.
Sadly the camera makes him stop singing along.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sadly the camera makes him stop singing along.
their called teddy bear hamsters
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
their called teddy bear hamsters
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context
Post you from a different era
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Post you from a different era
A rare moment of nondestructive calm. 🪶
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
A rare moment of nondestructive calm. 🪶
ceci n'est pas une scie à métaux
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ceci n'est pas une scie à métaux
I've only watched 15 minutes of this and it is already the best stupid movie I've seen in a long while.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I've only watched 15 minutes of this and it is already the best stupid movie I've seen in a long while.
Am I the only one reads of the perils of the supreme court "packing" and suddenly thinks of ACB in a different light?
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Am I the only one reads of the perils of the supreme court "packing" and suddenly thinks of ACB in a different light?
I still can't get over this. Riverside?
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I still can't get over this. Riverside?
"cats"
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"cats"
Going through some old photos and found this beautiful stompy dino. Love her! 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Going through some old photos and found this beautiful stompy dino. Love her! 🪶
tiny things are cute things, it's just science
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
tiny things are cute things, it's just science
Did you know slow blinking works with birds too? 🪶
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Did you know slow blinking works with birds too? 🪶
Buddy, take one more step and I will fucking cut you, capiche?
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Buddy, take one more step and I will fucking cut you, capiche?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Bathing in wet lettuce. 🪶
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bathing in wet lettuce. 🪶
I just wanted to take a nap, but no, every few minutes she would fly past just close enough her wing tips brushed my face because it was bird time damnit. Girl I slept 3 hours last night! 🪶
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I just wanted to take a nap, but no, every few minutes she would fly past just close enough her wing tips brushed my face because it was bird time damnit. Girl I slept 3 hours last night! 🪶
I fucking love that this reddit is where the a big state of anti-ICE protests/activity in SF posts is from.
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I fucking love that this reddit is where the a big state of anti-ICE protests/activity in SF posts is from.
Moments before destruction. 🪶
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Moments before destruction. 🪶
It's a cell phone so it's not a great shot, but I still love it. Of course it helps that I love curlews.
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It's a cell phone so it's not a great shot, but I still love it. Of course it helps that I love curlews.
Thank you Gemini for being insane.
October 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Thank you Gemini for being insane.
Sunnies at the protest! 🪶
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sunnies at the protest! 🪶
These things are so fucking hot.
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
These things are so fucking hot.