Nolan
@turnstileblues.bsky.social
rust belt kid | chicago | tired
All right, that’s a wrap: no more dating apps this year 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
All right, that’s a wrap: no more dating apps this year 🫠
Ok, so we didn’t get as much snow as we could have, which makes me muy triste, but walking outside last night was still kinda magical ☺️
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Ok, so we didn’t get as much snow as we could have, which makes me muy triste, but walking outside last night was still kinda magical ☺️
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The forecast keeps getting better and better the closer we get to the start of the snowfall 🥰🥰🥰
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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My one improv friend (I have several, but one in particular) really owes me for the number of bad shows he’s forced me to watch him in
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My one improv friend (I have several, but one in particular) really owes me for the number of bad shows he’s forced me to watch him in
Trying so hard to be the bigger person rn and not completely torch a guy for really egregious dating behavior 😡
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trying so hard to be the bigger person rn and not completely torch a guy for really egregious dating behavior 😡
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Acting CTA President Nora Leerhsen’s ambitious plan would also expand — from 20 to 30 routes — the so-called “Frequent Bus Network” that provides service “every ten minutes or better” between 6 a.m. and 9 p.m.
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trib.al/Va4Ri0r
CTA plans 24-hour service on Orange Line to Midway, thanks to mass transit bailout
Acting CTA President Nora Leerhsen’s ambitious plan would also expand — from 20 to 30 routes — the so-called “Frequent Bus Network” that provides service “every ten minutes or better” between 6 a.m. and 9 p.m.
trib.al
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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When you want to send a regular message but accidentally send a rose instead 💀
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
When you want to send a regular message but accidentally send a rose instead 💀
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Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
I just stood up and walked to the door of a brown line train while it was turning a corner AND slowing down and I didn’t lose my balance once. Does this make me a true Chicagoan??
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I just stood up and walked to the door of a brown line train while it was turning a corner AND slowing down and I didn’t lose my balance once. Does this make me a true Chicagoan??
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
Is a planet like in retrograde or something? Because it feels like a planet’s in retrograde
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Is a planet like in retrograde or something? Because it feels like a planet’s in retrograde
Looking for tips on how not to be annoyed with everyone and everything constantly 🫠
October 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Looking for tips on how not to be annoyed with everyone and everything constantly 🫠
I’ve recently discovered minute cryptics and I’m gonna be honest they’re bringing me so much joy these days 🤓
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’ve recently discovered minute cryptics and I’m gonna be honest they’re bringing me so much joy these days 🤓
I have the (OG) SimCity music stuck in my head this morning
Not complaining
Not complaining
October 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I have the (OG) SimCity music stuck in my head this morning
Not complaining
Not complaining
Starting to believe more in simulation theory, but specifically that the simulation is designed to fuck just with me
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Starting to believe more in simulation theory, but specifically that the simulation is designed to fuck just with me
Also, I have 4 more flights this year, but maybe next year I fly less? I’ll probably change my mind on this after I’ve gotten some sleep
October 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Also, I have 4 more flights this year, but maybe next year I fly less? I’ll probably change my mind on this after I’ve gotten some sleep
Red eyes from the west coast are the worst because even if I could sleep on a plane, which I can’t, they’re not long enough to actually get real sleep 😴
October 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Red eyes from the west coast are the worst because even if I could sleep on a plane, which I can’t, they’re not long enough to actually get real sleep 😴
Went to the Muji store in Portland and it took all my effort not to buy literally everything
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Went to the Muji store in Portland and it took all my effort not to buy literally everything
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Oh my God, what if my cellphone that I haven't taken off of silent for over two years goes off in the middle of the movie, I better check again just to make sure!
October 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oh my God, what if my cellphone that I haven't taken off of silent for over two years goes off in the middle of the movie, I better check again just to make sure!
Saturday morning at a coffee shop in war-torn Portland, sipping a latte while a Japanese easy-listening record plays 😌
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Saturday morning at a coffee shop in war-torn Portland, sipping a latte while a Japanese easy-listening record plays 😌
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Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Can somebody tell me what the hell we’re doing on these dating apps? 😵💫
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Can somebody tell me what the hell we’re doing on these dating apps? 😵💫
The number of times I’m just 20-30 seconds too late for a train makes me wonder if it’s symbolic of my life as a whole
October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The number of times I’m just 20-30 seconds too late for a train makes me wonder if it’s symbolic of my life as a whole
Hello darkness, my old friend
(Referring to Monday here)
(Referring to Monday here)
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hello darkness, my old friend
(Referring to Monday here)
(Referring to Monday here)
Sorry, did an album drop or something?
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sorry, did an album drop or something?