Nolan
@turnstileblues.bsky.social
rust belt kid | chicago | tired
Haha nah, they haven’t good to me either, Joe. Think it’s time I started lingering near the bananas at the grocery store and hoping for the best
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Haha nah, they haven’t good to me either, Joe. Think it’s time I started lingering near the bananas at the grocery store and hoping for the best
Nine years and that little spot of white paint on her nose STILL won’t wash out?! 😂
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Nine years and that little spot of white paint on her nose STILL won’t wash out?! 😂
Like seriously some people need to get off the dating apps and go talk to a therapist I swear to god
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Like seriously some people need to get off the dating apps and go talk to a therapist I swear to god
At least she’s staying on message 😒
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
At least she’s staying on message 😒
People have just lost all shame
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
People have just lost all shame
Ooh, what did I miss?!
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ooh, what did I miss?!
Where do I do this? I’m taller than you 😄😘
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Where do I do this? I’m taller than you 😄😘
I feel like there’s some upsides to it. Or at least the feeling of superiority
October 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I feel like there’s some upsides to it. Or at least the feeling of superiority
I’ve always figured it was just me being an old man, but 💯💯💯
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’ve always figured it was just me being an old man, but 💯💯💯
If Bigfoot was a hottie
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If Bigfoot was a hottie