Ludwig
@paulludwig.bsky.social
Breadstick Ambassador. Dipping Sauce Historian.
Not to get too political on a Friday but Speaker Johnson doesn't blend in his blush evenly.
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Not to get too political on a Friday but Speaker Johnson doesn't blend in his blush evenly.
Before I go to bed, can someone please tell me if everything's gonna be alright?
February 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Before I go to bed, can someone please tell me if everything's gonna be alright?
I like my men how I like my coffee: sitting for hours on a burner at 7-eleven
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I like my men how I like my coffee: sitting for hours on a burner at 7-eleven
Who is worse, a murderer or someone whose phone dings every time they get an email?
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Who is worse, a murderer or someone whose phone dings every time they get an email?
I Wasn't In The Mood So I Hid From You At Walgreens: An Autobiography
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I Wasn't In The Mood So I Hid From You At Walgreens: An Autobiography
I have something controversial to say, and I completely understand if it makes you want to unfollow me, but I've always liked Lisa Rinna.
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I have something controversial to say, and I completely understand if it makes you want to unfollow me, but I've always liked Lisa Rinna.
Just ran for an hour and a half on the treadmill do I get to take it home now?
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Just ran for an hour and a half on the treadmill do I get to take it home now?
Favorite new game to play at the gym: Are those actually shorts or just underwear?
January 29, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Favorite new game to play at the gym: Are those actually shorts or just underwear?
Some of you have forgotten that the power actually belongs to the people and it shows
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Some of you have forgotten that the power actually belongs to the people and it shows
Although I have stacks of unread books at home, don't think I won't be partaking in one of my comfort activities of visiting a used bookstore during lunch. We must do what keeps us sane in these times.
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Although I have stacks of unread books at home, don't think I won't be partaking in one of my comfort activities of visiting a used bookstore during lunch. We must do what keeps us sane in these times.
We made it back up to 0°!
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 PM
We made it back up to 0°!
This wind chill will leave you numb so it's basically a man?
January 23, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This wind chill will leave you numb so it's basically a man?
live, laugh, let's get panda express for lunch
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
live, laugh, let's get panda express for lunch
Jesus would have lived in Boystown
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Jesus would have lived in Boystown
Sorry I haven’t been funny recently I have been eating more vegetables
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Sorry I haven’t been funny recently I have been eating more vegetables
Nutritionist: You want to aim for 2000-2500 calories.
Me: And then how many in the evening?
Me: And then how many in the evening?
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Nutritionist: You want to aim for 2000-2500 calories.
Me: And then how many in the evening?
Me: And then how many in the evening?
I miss when people actually were sort of decent.
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I miss when people actually were sort of decent.
Fine, I'll drink my way through all... this...
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Fine, I'll drink my way through all... this...
I don't know who needs to hear this but take your full lunch break.
January 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but take your full lunch break.
Whenever current events feel heavy and overwhelming I tend to spend less time on social media and more time reading. Can you believe I've already read 3,487 books already this year? Wow.
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Whenever current events feel heavy and overwhelming I tend to spend less time on social media and more time reading. Can you believe I've already read 3,487 books already this year? Wow.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs are back. Lord give me strength.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs are back. Lord give me strength.
Turned the heat up to 70 like some sort of billionaire.
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Turned the heat up to 70 like some sort of billionaire.
Snow on the beach, weird but fucking beautiful.
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Snow on the beach, weird but fucking beautiful.
My new year's resolution is to make new friends in different areas of the city so I always have a place to pee.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
My new year's resolution is to make new friends in different areas of the city so I always have a place to pee.
I know it's just dopamine, but it feels so real to me..
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know it's just dopamine, but it feels so real to me..