Ludwig
@paulludwig.bsky.social
Breadstick Ambassador. Dipping Sauce Historian.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs are back. Lord give me strength.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs are back. Lord give me strength.
Turned the heat up to 70 like some sort of billionaire.
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Turned the heat up to 70 like some sort of billionaire.
Snow on the beach, weird but fucking beautiful.
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Snow on the beach, weird but fucking beautiful.
My new year's resolution is to make new friends in different areas of the city so I always have a place to pee.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
My new year's resolution is to make new friends in different areas of the city so I always have a place to pee.
I know it's just dopamine, but it feels so real to me..
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know it's just dopamine, but it feels so real to me..
Sorry for finding your instagram page and liking every single photo from the past four years
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sorry for finding your instagram page and liking every single photo from the past four years
Yes, I WILL sit and watch an episode of Paw Patrol, idgaf
December 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Yes, I WILL sit and watch an episode of Paw Patrol, idgaf
I saw Hamnet this afternoon and I cried. Like, a lot. Happy Sunday!
December 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I saw Hamnet this afternoon and I cried. Like, a lot. Happy Sunday!
Spending the day at the mall to finish up holiday shopping and so far I've bought gifts for me, me and me.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Spending the day at the mall to finish up holiday shopping and so far I've bought gifts for me, me and me.
My favorite thing to do at a white elephant gift exchange is to buy something I really want and then choose my own gift, pretending I didn't bring it.
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My favorite thing to do at a white elephant gift exchange is to buy something I really want and then choose my own gift, pretending I didn't bring it.
I love that my gym's treadmills have little cup holders for your cocktails
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love that my gym's treadmills have little cup holders for your cocktails
Walgreens cashier asked if I was ready to check out. Little does she know I've been checked out since October.
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Walgreens cashier asked if I was ready to check out. Little does she know I've been checked out since October.
Update on the snow situation from my patio, GOOD MORNING!
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Update on the snow situation from my patio, GOOD MORNING!
Well, well, well...hit my goal 25 days early! Might just sit down for the rest of the year.
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Well, well, well...hit my goal 25 days early! Might just sit down for the rest of the year.
Anyone want to get wine drunk and watch QVC all day?
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Anyone want to get wine drunk and watch QVC all day?
If you have a pet but didn't hang a stocking for them, you are a BAD pet owner
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you have a pet but didn't hang a stocking for them, you are a BAD pet owner
I need a yearly Wrapped that's just a list of the people I waved to the most on the running path
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I need a yearly Wrapped that's just a list of the people I waved to the most on the running path
I'm never eating again until dinner.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm never eating again until dinner.
No, I haven't watched that hockey show yet but I did watch some YouTube videos of dogs being reunited with their owners who'd been away!
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
No, I haven't watched that hockey show yet but I did watch some YouTube videos of dogs being reunited with their owners who'd been away!
Just ran my 2000th gay mile of the year!
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just ran my 2000th gay mile of the year!
Mexico City, you are beautiful ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Mexico City, you are beautiful ❤️
Just ran 10 miles in the snow did I win anything?
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just ran 10 miles in the snow did I win anything?
Let me know if you see any Black Friday deals on toilet paper, laundry detergent or trash bags cuz that shit has gotten expensive, thanks
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November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Let me know if you see any Black Friday deals on toilet paper, laundry detergent or trash bags cuz that shit has gotten expensive, thanks
🎵Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
🎵Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? 🎵