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ohh, gimme the feet girl
and free those toooes
i wanna get lost in those big ass soles
and kiss away
and free those toooes
i wanna get lost in those big ass soles
and kiss away
August 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ohh, gimme the feet girl
and free those toooes
i wanna get lost in those big ass soles
and kiss away
and free those toooes
i wanna get lost in those big ass soles
and kiss away
Here's a grok summary for anyone else who couldn't be fucked to read this x.com/i/grok/share...
July 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Here's a grok summary for anyone else who couldn't be fucked to read this x.com/i/grok/share...
Hey man can you give me a tldr on this it's too long
Hey. I've written a new article.
One of the difficulties in talking about "how can we do something better" is that it means we gotta talk about what isn't going well.
I wrote this in the hopes that reading it would give you tools to write work you're proud of.
docseuss.medium.com/lets-reconsi...
One of the difficulties in talking about "how can we do something better" is that it means we gotta talk about what isn't going well.
I wrote this in the hopes that reading it would give you tools to write work you're proud of.
docseuss.medium.com/lets-reconsi...
let’s reconsider how we talk about video games
There’s that moment before a tornado where the humidity gets unbearable, the sky — which is often mostly gargantuan cumulonimbus towering…
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July 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hey man can you give me a tldr on this it's too long
Masturbation should be safe, legal, and rare
June 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Masturbation should be safe, legal, and rare
Two of my prescriptions randomly disappeared from pharmacy's system and I got an $800+ mechanic bill waiting for me tomorrow. Fuck my gay transgender life
a baby monkey is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and looking at the camera .
ALT: a baby monkey is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
May 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Two of my prescriptions randomly disappeared from pharmacy's system and I got an $800+ mechanic bill waiting for me tomorrow. Fuck my gay transgender life
Main reason I started taking estrogen is so that I could grow boobs and wear bras and learn how to properly unhook a bra right before I start having a lot of sex coming up here pretty soon.
April 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Main reason I started taking estrogen is so that I could grow boobs and wear bras and learn how to properly unhook a bra right before I start having a lot of sex coming up here pretty soon.
They should only have women in every movie
April 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
They should only have women in every movie
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If I can't have a gf then I pray that all of my friends break up with their gfs so they can pay more attention to ME (to anyone reading this: I don't mean you 😁🥰)
April 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If I can't have a gf then I pray that all of my friends break up with their gfs so they can pay more attention to ME (to anyone reading this: I don't mean you 😁🥰)
I just got done writing an op-ed titled The Maoist Third Worldist Case for American Protectionism
April 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I just got done writing an op-ed titled The Maoist Third Worldist Case for American Protectionism
If I worked at a restaurant I'd make a big banana split with a big bright red cherry on top every day for my shift meal so that I would get a tummy ache and I could go home early.
March 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If I worked at a restaurant I'd make a big banana split with a big bright red cherry on top every day for my shift meal so that I would get a tummy ache and I could go home early.
If you remember 9/11, you weren't there
March 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you remember 9/11, you weren't there
Last night I ate a banh mi and drank one beer and then instantly fell asleep with my gamer headset on
March 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Last night I ate a banh mi and drank one beer and then instantly fell asleep with my gamer headset on
I should drink a lot of BEER to gain more weight make my boobs grow bigger
March 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I should drink a lot of BEER to gain more weight make my boobs grow bigger
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the window to exterminate us closed a long time ago. good luck trying now that an overwhelming majority of this country has at least one friend or family member who went from a dead-eyed husk to a vibrant and joyous person after signing up for xbox game pass only $19.99/month #ad #sponsor
March 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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My good friend's cat needs expensive medical care to treat a fatal condition. I know how much he loves about each and every cat he has taken care of. If you have any money you can spare, I'd appreciate it. If you don't, sharing is just as good.
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March 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My good friend's cat needs expensive medical care to treat a fatal condition. I know how much he loves about each and every cat he has taken care of. If you have any money you can spare, I'd appreciate it. If you don't, sharing is just as good.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-babyc...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-babyc...
casually following my gender ambiguous coworker to the bathroom to see which one they use
March 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
casually following my gender ambiguous coworker to the bathroom to see which one they use
nokomustdie.neocities.org this rocks
NOKO MUST DIE
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March 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
nokomustdie.neocities.org this rocks
If I was an unlucky in love, well intentioned dork who did a very kind favor for a beautiful woman and she said something like "I'm so happy I could kiss you!" I'd probably get really nervous and stutter a lot
March 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If I was an unlucky in love, well intentioned dork who did a very kind favor for a beautiful woman and she said something like "I'm so happy I could kiss you!" I'd probably get really nervous and stutter a lot
If Morrissey of 'The Smiths' fame was a gay man, 1984 hit 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now' probably would've gone like this:
In my life
Why do I smile
At women when I'd much rather
Kiss a gay guy
In my life
Why do I smile
At women when I'd much rather
Kiss a gay guy
March 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If Morrissey of 'The Smiths' fame was a gay man, 1984 hit 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now' probably would've gone like this:
In my life
Why do I smile
At women when I'd much rather
Kiss a gay guy
In my life
Why do I smile
At women when I'd much rather
Kiss a gay guy
💡Did you know: the tall skinny cans of soda are often healthier than their shorter, fatter counterparts.
February 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
💡Did you know: the tall skinny cans of soda are often healthier than their shorter, fatter counterparts.
She let me hit because I'm goofy. In the big 2025!
February 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
She let me hit because I'm goofy. In the big 2025!